The Defibrillator Toaster, puns:  -My mom would be so annoyed every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming "WERE LOSING THEM!!! BEEPBEEPBEEP!"  -"Nurse we need 12 CC's of cream cheese, stat!!"  -Hes bread, Jim.  -Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M  -If we dont restart his heart , hes toast!   -"Daddys in a butter place now, kids." jolarti

The Defibrillator Toaster, puns: -My mom would be so annoyed every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming "WERE LOSING THEM!!! BEEPBEEPBEEP!" -"Nurse we need 12 CC's of cream cheese, stat!!" -Hes bread, Jim. -Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M -If we dont restart his heart , hes toast! -"Daddys in a butter place now, kids." jolarti

THIS is the funniest six and a half minutes on the internet. I have watched it a hundred times and died laughing every single time. Died. Laughing. Just watch it.

THIS is the funniest six and a half minutes on the internet. I have watched it a hundred times and died laughing every single time. Died. Laughing. Just watch it.

emoji Messages Texts | Bell Air text message using Emoji on LOL Wall, by Tere Fere

emoji Messages Texts | Bell Air text message using Emoji on LOL Wall, by Tere Fere

I'm Actually Not Funny, I'm Just Mean and People Thing I'm Joking

I'm Not Funny I'm Mean But People Think I'm Joking

Hahaha. Thanks for the laugh Google.  ... "Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you."

DO THIS

Hahaha. Thanks for the laugh Google. ... "Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you."

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