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I probably wouldn't kill so many houseplants if they could scream for food and water the way my pets and children do.
I really can't keep house plants alive. I guess this is why!
THIS IS PERFECT FOR MY HOUSE! (no green thumb lives here)
house plants, unfortunately, never survive in my house.
My name is Elizabeth and I kill plants. :(
My house is where houseplants go to die!
keeping house plants alive
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Ha! Ha! Especially now being pregnant! LOL
So true especially being pregnant.
Especially true being pregnant...
how I feel in the dorm showers.
College dorm showers! :(
so true hahahha
Yoga humor! 😛
haha so true
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My patience is wearing thin. And by "wearing thin" I mean you are one smart-ass comment away from being bitch slapped so hard Google won' t find you
There are a few people in my life that this applies to on a daily basis!
Hahaha....google wont find you!! Love it. Gotta remember this.
Holy hell! So funny!
made me laugh!
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I kind of laughed out loud with this one, even though it is so true and not supposed to be "that" funny..
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Ahaha. These ecards make me laugh, there is one for everything.
I laughed too hard at this, and it's so true
"Real Friends" - Funny stuff! =)
so true...my life
Happy manic pre-pre-holiday week! Thursday Thoughts, organized into categories so I myself could follow along. Enjoy. Thursday Thoughts on Food I have been PARCHED all week. What gives? Am I still dehydrated from my weekend bender? I've recently come to the realization that I hate white beans. I hate to be a bean racist, but it appears I am. I think I'll substitute the pinto bean when they're called for in a recipe. Dear God we're only two days into the holiday food gifts arriving to the office, and I'm already feeling like I actually AM an enormous chocolate covered pretzel. Are you baking for Christmas? I think I want to do chocolate chip sea salted caramel cookies, peppermint or orange meltaways? I hope next weekend finds me ready to get down on it in the kitchen. Thursday Thoughts on TV I roared laughing at this. What? You want to know when I will stop talking about Teen Mom 2 like it's essential to daily living? Never. After watching Barbara Walters last night, MFD and I are convinced that she is actually humanly dead and now just appearing on TV as a robot. After seeing Honey Boo Boo on Baba Wawa, MFD went to the real Wawa to get Cheetos at 10:30 pm. No shit. Thanks for the inspiration Honey B. I need Gangnam Style to stop. For eternity. Oh, Justin Bobby. Eleventy billion people repinned this from me on pinterest. America still loves to hate your weirdness. And again, MTV, The Hills was good and all, but how about a rerun of the first two seasons of Laguna Beach? One of the most hilarious actresses on TV: Thursday Thoughts on Fashion Stop. Hammer time. Stop. Pants go'way. I have been on a tear this year buying colored flats. What color do I need? Freaking black. Thursday Thoughts on Books I've been in a reading slump. I picked three books up from the library last night I'm hoping they'll pick me up: Penelope by Rebecca Harrington Domestic Violets by Matthew Norman The Unfinished Work of Elizabeth D. By Nichole Bernier Thanks to Heather H. For urging me to get more involved with Good Reads. I don't think I'll be at a loss for what to read again! Thursday Thoughts on the best e-card of the week Thursday Thoughts on Christmas Twice this week MFD and I have slept on the couches (with the dogs crowding my couch, of course) under the glow of our Christmas tree lights. I love doing that. And luckily our couches flipping rock. Last night MFD and I were on our couches with the dogs for a solid two hours without moving. And without hearing or seeing our lit and decorated Christmas tree fall into the wall. Ho ho HO.
True story. -HH - Rants and Giggles
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I had 2 house plants die this month....I was always an avid gardener and had quite the green thumb. now....
Plant Hospice Worker... My mom and I! Put flowers are great, but if it's a plant you have to keep alive- good luck.
Not me .... Except for this winter...but funny stuff!!!
Funny Pictures Of The Day – 72 Pics, plant hospice LOL
Plant Hospice Worker - Oh my goodness
Funny Pictures Of The Day – 92 Pics
Plant Hospice Worker hahahahaha
More of a plant hospice worker
I kill plants, slowly
@Susan Hood Happy Mother's day! I remember a mom who told me if I ate the batter I was going to get "Sooooo sick," until the day I came in and found her chowing down on some cookie dough. Love you, mom!
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Good moms let you lick the beaters... Great moms turn them off first. cc: @Elizabeth Thorp
Inspiration CAN be found EVERYWHERE!: Happy Mother's Day
Happy Mother's Day. Thanks mom for being "great!"
funny thing, this was on my mothers day card/lol
Happy Mother's Day! @Connie Stewart
Thanks, Mom! Happy Mother's Day.
Happy Mother’s Day!
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so very true
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Pinterest vs. Facebook. #ecards
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yup it seems to be heading that way
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Funny, but true! Here's to raising kids that will NOT grow up like this!
Here's to raising kids that will NOT grow up like this!
Funny - but true, which makes it also frightening!
Be afraid. Funny, but true.
Not just funny, but true!
Funny...but true. lol
Sadly funny but true
Funny... But true!
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I’ll remember it…Funny #quotes #hilarious #lol #rofl
Oh so true! Hahah story of my life during class!
The biggest lie I tell myself. true story.....
So true...story of my life!!! Ugghhhhh
I’ll Remember it…. This is so true
#biggest #lie #remember #sotrue
I’ll Remember it….SO TRUE! :(
Oh, so true! funny-stuff
Humor - true story The biggest lie
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This has become my life lately.. I think I have a problem (SO TRUE!!!)
This is so true. I might have a problem with my coffee addiction.
yep...so true! I love my morning coffee.
So true! :) lately this has been my life
So true!! Story of my life:)
Coffee, coffee, coffee!
literally my life
Some more of those insulting, vulgar e-cards.
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Funny Music Ecard: When you're driving and realize you're lost, so you turn down the music like 'Shhh, Luke Bryan. I can't shake it for you right now, I'm lost'. #QUOTES #HUMOR
Not into Country music but this is true and SO funny!!!
I honestly don't know why Ip find this so funny
for all you country girls out there ;)
Country girl shake it for me!
hahaha! This is so funny!!
Luke Bryan #ecards
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So true! But sometimes quotes are taken out of context, so I must always be aware of what I'm saying when I babysit!
Funny Confession Ecard: You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that 'too stupid to live' should be a diagnosis. So true!!
I can't help but laugh. It is so true though I have chronic anxiety and PTSD. Just trying to learn to just roll with it.
I'd laugh, but it's so true.
So funny & so true : )
e card- So True
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So true! Funny Confession Ecard: I haven't been able to get my kids to pay attention to anything I've said all day. So, I'm gonna sit here and pretend I'm on the phone. That should do it.
SO TRUE!!! NEVER FAILS!!! EVERY SINGLE TIME!!!
Every single time. So so true!!!
Get kids to pay attention ecards
True!!!!! Story of my life lol
Funny stuff!How true is that!
Good idea!... Soooo true
Pay attention-- so true
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Funny Friendship Ecard: I used to have functioning brain cells, but I traded them in for children.
I used to have functioning brain cells, but I traded them in for children. (that explains a lot)
So funny, I've always said my daughter took half of my brain cells when she was born!
What about people with no functioning brain cells to being with?
I traded my functioning brain cells for children.
Haha....so funny and so true some days.
So funny and so true
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My husband and I were just talking about this earlier today!
This is so true for people that don't know me!
This is me basically.... all the time.
I wish this wasn't so true.
This is my life...
yep! so true!
haha so funny
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Story of my life -.- Skinny people that think they're fat annoy me SO much!
I reached fat jeans and couldn't hold in my laugh!
Seriously skinny bitches ... just walk away
Story of my life. Damn skinny bitches.
Story of my life. Not so FUNNY!
Lol...Story of my life!
Haha story of my life
Fat jeans so funny
Maryland woman allegedly rammed two people with car over parking spot dispute
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Very true, with apologies to my husband :)
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I wish my house wasn't such a disaster all of the time, but folks won't quit writing books and making cheap wine. Assholes. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
I wish my house wasnt such a disaster all of the time, but folks wont quit writing books and making cheap wine. Assholes.
I wish my house wasn't such a disaster all of the time, but folks won't quit writing books and making cheap wine. who the heck crawled in my head, and read my thoughts? lol
truth about my life. #books #wine #distractions #immamess #assholes #funny #someecards
My life right now, except my friends think my house is always spotless :)
Damn people who write books...maybe I should start drinking wine!
Good books and cheap wine
Haha I've done this
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My shopping trips usually consist of me filling my cart up with stuff, and then slowly putting everything back. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
Funny Confession Ecard: My shopping trips usually consist of me filling my cart up with stuff, and then slowly putting everything back.
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Thanks for teaching us this mom @Bonnie S. S. S. S. S. Santizo lol
My husband does this ALL THE TIME!!!! Ugh!
Every single time! Story of my life...
this is me