"I didn't text you, Vodka texted you."
funny & true
My life motto
i wish this existed
#Quotes #Weird #Life
Fun Inspiring or Just Plain Stuff
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My rule of life: #1 "If you want something you never had, you have to do something you've never done."
"I JUST can't handle life today." ~Dog Shaming shame - Australian Cattle dog, Blue Heeler - Awe
every day of my life lately ...
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