I think i'm emotionally constipated, cause I haven't given a shit in days.

I think i'm emotionally constipated, cause I haven't given a shit in days.

I textd this to my husband one day...he didn't find it very amusing...

I textd this to my husband one day...he didn't find it very amusing...

On our anniversary, I want you to know how much I've enjoyed annoying you all this time & how excited I am to keep doing so in the future.

On our anniversary, I want you to know how much I've enjoyed annoying you all this time & how excited I am to keep doing so in the future.

@Jackie Godbold Rivera, I thought of your mom's "where do babies come from" answer when I saw this! LOL

@Jackie Godbold Rivera, I thought of your mom's "where do babies come from" answer when I saw this! LOL

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them!

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them!

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