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i may seem quiet and reserved, but if you mess with my pets, i will break out a level of crazy that will make your nightmares seem like a happy place.

i may seem quiet and reserved, but if you mess with my pets, i will break out a level of crazy that will make your nightmares seem like a happy place.

All through high school it was the first thing everyone asked. "Wow you're tall. Do you play basketball?"

The Top 5 Struggles Of A Tall Betch

All through high school it was the first thing everyone asked. "Wow you're tall. Do you play basketball?"

The Defibrillator Toaster, puns:  -My mom would be so annoyed every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming "WERE LOSING THEM!!! BEEPBEEPBEEP!"  -"Nurse we need 12 CC's of cream cheese, stat!!"  -Hes bread, Jim.  -Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M  -If we dont restart his heart , hes toast!   -"Daddys in a butter place now, kids." jolarti

The Defibrillator Toaster, puns: -My mom would be so annoyed every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming "WERE LOSING THEM!!! BEEPBEEPBEEP!" -"Nurse we need 12 CC's of cream cheese, stat!!" -Hes bread, Jim. -Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M -If we dont restart his heart , hes toast! -"Daddys in a butter place now, kids." jolarti

Math Humor | From Funny Technology - Community - Google+ via Clean Jokes Must get this for Mel

Algebra | T-Shirt | Funny Math School Shirts

Math Humor | From Funny Technology - Community - Google+ via Clean Jokes Must get this for Mel

Was It Painful?

Was It Painful?

I'm not sure, but I think this is wrong. So there is this moment when as a parent you are so proud because your son has your sense of humor:) Pinned from my son's board. LOL

Samoyed. follow @GalaxyCase to see more cutest animals kids .... and learn way to make #uniqe #personalized #Samsung #Galaxy S4/S5/S6 Note 4/5 Case Cover

Samoyed. follow @GalaxyCase to see more cutest animals kids .... and learn way to make #uniqe #personalized #Samsung #Galaxy S4/S5/S6 Note 4/5 Case Cover

Give me Caffeine,  to change the things I can, & Wine, to accept the things I cannot!

Give me Caffeine, to change the things I can, & Wine, to accept the things I cannot!