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Funny Confession Ecard: Shopping with Kids is like trying to concentrate on 150 things at once while someone repeatedly beats you over the head with a plank of wood.

Hearing voices in the shower

Shower Schizophrenia- EVERY DAMN TIME. The constant belief that you hear a child crying while you're trying to take a shower.

Letting your child "help" you: the quickest way to discover you are the World's biggest control freak.

Let me do it! I wanna do it! --- true story-- the struggle is real lol --Letting your child "help" you: the quickest way to discover you are the World's biggest control freak.

You can give me all the 'I don't love you Mommy' looks you want to, but who are you going to call when you need your butt wiped?

You can give me all the 'I don't love you Mommy' looks you want to, but who are you going to call when you need your butt wiped? lol this is so kayleigh

Getting kids ready for church....easy as putting pantyhose on an octopus!   Wonder how Breanna does it..

50 of the funniest Mormon Memes on the Internet

Getting kids ready for church.easy as putting pantyhose on an octopus! And then you have to keep them quiet during church!

'...and when you get older and have your own children and THEY make YOU go batshit effing crazy, I will laugh and laugh and...'

and when you get older and have your own children and THEY make YOU go batshit effing crazy, I will laugh and laugh and.' Pardon the language kids but I'm still laughing!

ROFL!!!! ~Mom is frantic & asking us to hurry up, you go dump all the cereal out & pour syrup on it, I'm pooping my pants right now & going to throw all the shoes in the toilet

This is so my children! Funny Family Ecard: Mom is frantic & asking us to hurry up, you go dump all the cereal out & pour syrup on it, I'm pooping my pants right now & going to throw all the shoes in the toilet.

damn ecards are always giving up my secrets

I love maxi skirts and dresses! "We may feel dressed up, but all women know that maxi skirts are just crotchless yoga pants.

SERIOUSLY

Child: "Mom, can I have a candy?" Mom: "Did you brush your teeth?" Child: "Not yet" Mom: "No, then you can't have candy." (Child leaves room and finds Dad)Child: "Dad, can I have candy?" Dad: "Yes.

When Mommy finally gets up to spank your butt, that's when you know... Shit just got real.

and in my house it was Dad. Mom spanking was expected, but Dad? Oh no, you better run.

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