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I deserve a medal

Funny pictures about I deserve a medal. Oh, and cool pics about I deserve a medal. Also, I deserve a medal photos.

Maybe not right away. I mean, this does qualify as one of the only two acceptable reasons to run.

True Story, bro.

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

Good point.

Free, News Ecard: Shouldn't you have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check since I have to pass one to earn it for you?

I Pretend To Like People Everyday. It's Called Being An Adult And THAT Is Why We Are Allowed To Buy Alcohol. | Cry For Help Ecard

Since I work at a liquor store and deal with stupid, rude people all day, this is particularly relevant. "I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol." Some eCards

Precisely!

so true! Funny Confession Ecard: I don't have a 'honey-do' list. I have a 'I'll freaking do it myself' list. And guess what? Shit gets done.

so true it's almost not funny...almost

I almost died laughing

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I went for a run but came back after two minutes because I forgot something. I forgot I'm out of shape and can't run more than two minutes.

Matching underwear and bra!

It's true. My mom always taught me to match my underwear with my outfit! I feel out of sorts if they don't match!

So true!!! Pinterest is the biggest mixture of wellness and fatness I have EVER seen. I log on and want to work out...then yum - double stuffed triple crusted chocolate peanut butter dipped Oreo cheesecake brownie batter ice cream sundae recipe in my face! HA it's like that.

so true.I usually pin a workout and then a dessert right after.

Vino baby

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know to look for me. Create and send your own custom Friendship ecard.

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Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: I may look calm, but in my head, I've punched you in the face 3 times.

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