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Truth. Girl, you are who you said you never wanted to be. Eventually, it will bite you in the ass.
Bahahahaha, yup, no doubt about the genes thing!!!! And an ugly heart shows up on your face!
Uglier than a mofo and you still think my ex picked you over me? Hell no you are just a consolation prize. Yesterday he wanted to come by and give me a foot massage while I scratched his back. He calls me and says he is using you and he has other hoes. Tells me not to worry about anything he knows what he has to do to get shake you. Says your a pathetic puppy dog always up his ass. Sad ugly BITCHs get clingy like a mofo. I'm still winning BITCH. He will Always Love Me!
Buddha ears. A chin airplanes could land on. A troll looking nose. Discussing teeth. The jokers smile. Eyebrows that look like they want to escape your fucked up face. Your ass indents inwards which makes you look fucked when you walk. Body shaped like a plank, but at the same time your stomach is permanently bloating outward. Head filled with bald spots, hair thinner the the Crypt Keeper - & parting it so far down the side won't hide it - can you say combover? Ugliest person I've ever seen.
Wow.. I wonder why things happening like that. Karma it will destroy the truth
Karma ecard. Revenge quote...
That they did you ugly bitch
lol truth be told
funny how easily people believe the things they hear... reminds me of the lyrics in Adele's song "just because you heard it, doesn't mean I said it,... just because I said it, doesn't mean I meant it...."
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What's that? You heard a bunch of stories about me? From someone who hates me? That shit MUST be true! #funny #ecards #quotes #ItBurns #stupidity #idiots #morons #haters #shade #reputation #cred
Yesss - Haters hate. The only thing haters love is to bad-mouth everyone not in their clique (and sometimes those people, too). There is rarely anything true that comes out of a hater's mouth! Now THAT'S THE TRUTH!!
Funny Confession Ecard: What's that? You heard a bunch of stories about me? From someone who hates me? That shit MUST be true!!
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This is so true happens a lot,but its funny!
*laughing* truth ;)
funny stuff ...
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Funny Friendship Ecard: Ewww, you got bitterness and jealousy all over my happiness.
Instead try being happy for others, & maybe something good will happen for you...
Sad but true. Lets just all be HAPPY, PEOPLE. Duh!!!!!
Wipe it off and continue being happy :)
Ew you bitter bitch.
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hahahaha! Love my boys wouldn't change anything about them! Happy I no longer havta go thru sleepless nights, and the worries of finding a decent babysitter that won't take my whole paycheck, thanks. U can keep that stress, thank u! :)
this actually happened to me. true story.
Haha funny @Tiffany Otwell
this may be a true story
Lol - this is so funny
Can't stop laughing!
This is a true story
omg so funny
so true for some people....
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So true for some people I know. and unfortunately I got no time for people like yooou.
Some people just can't be happy for you... #FakeBitches
bahaha but really, biggest pet peeve of my life.
so true for some people.... Story of my life
funny...but I have these people in my life.
Boys in my 20s and fake friends in my 30s
so true for some people in my life!!!!!
That feeling sucks.
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Absolutely laughed out loud at this one! Too funny, too true (sometimes) ;) <---agree!
somehow the truth in this one makes it less funny
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Sometimes this is so true. Funny.
so true for so many things
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HAHAHA! I wish I could send this to some people and even myself sometimes! ;0) Karma's a Bitch!
Oh your life sucks? Here let me lift up my glass of Karma.#Repin By:Pinterest++ for iPad#
Oh your life sucks? Here let me lift up my glass of Karma. Here's to YOU...and YOU!
Oh your life sucks? Here let me lift up my glass of Karma. | Encouragement Ecard
Oh your life sucks? Here let me lift up my glass of Karma.
... just drivin' my Karma bus :-]
my karma hit list gets a check.
Instant karma is gonna get you
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basically your ecards was stalking me when they made up this one. direct quote much?
Funny Encouragement Ecard: Stop trying so hard to be classy. It isn't working.
yeah...that'd be good; Funny thing is, my job is nearly there... :)
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Yes, I know I'm a bitch. ecard
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If a woman is bad at parking, it's only because she's constantly lied to about what 8 inches is (funny ecards, quotes, sex, love)
Funny Yom Kippur Ecard: Looking back on Yom Kippur helps me to reflect on my experiences with other religious holidays that I observe but have no religious affiliation to.
Funny Workplace Ecard: There comes a point in the work day when you know you're no longer going to be productive. That moment for me was 9:13 AM.
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Funny Workplace Ecard: Money doesn't solve problems, but it could solve my money problem.
truth... funny!! But my husband isnt sharing my laugh. LOL
It's funny cause it's true (giggle)
Too funny but SO true
OMG this is HILARIOUS!!!
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Funny Workplace Ecard: People think because you tolorate them at work you are friends......NEGATIVE BITCH, I'm just trying to keep my job!
funny! but I do actually like most of the people at work. Some are sure chatty though..lol
Just kidding, I love my other family!!! (funny is funny, so get cha laugh on!)
LMAO.... These e cards can be tooooo funnny! But sooooo wrong! :p
haha! This isn't true at work for me but it's funny.
I love the people I work with but thus is so funny!
Funny and oh so true!!!
Lol too funny. #truth
Funny #quotes #ecard
When In Doubt Mumble from 55 Hi's.
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it could get you out of a jam. ;) - works everytime.. The air traffic controllers understand everything you mean to say somehow.. ::head scratch:: HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
When In Doubt Mumble from 55 Hi's. 55his.com/shop/when-in-doubt-mumble // funny...but don't follow this advise...always mean what you say, and say what you mean, and know what you want to say
most people just say, don't talk to yourself and walk out of the room... it's like, I'm talking to myself working out my own thing....
When In Doubt Mumble This is true. When asked "how old are you?" I say "plenty-five" kinda fast
When In Doubt Mumble from 55 Hi's. 55his.com/shop/when-in-doubt-mumble #doubt #funny #giggles
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.made me laugh out loud!!!
Funny Stuff ;)
After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. - Mr. Big
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''After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh'' ~ Mr. Big~ you always made me laugh, i thought i always made you laugh too
after a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. mr. big, sex and the city. #sexandthecity #quote #inspiration #motivation
''After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh'' ~ Mr. Big sex in the city quote
my favorite Sex and the City quote!!! Mr. Big <3
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So true! (Mr. Big - Sex and the City)
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Sex and the city quote
Untitled (I told my therapist about you) by Mike Monteiro
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I told my therapist about you. Tap for more funny picture messages! - @mobile9 | #humor #funny #quotes
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So, ive actually experience this, and it's actually really weird. Like you'll be talking about something all of sudden they're just like I told my therapist about you or something, and instead of being all sweet like they think it's going to be it's literally just the creepiest thing ever. It just makes you want to ask questions and like why did you tell him about me and Bubba Bubba Bubba blah but yeah it's weird runaway if it happens to you.
i told my therapist about you. (ROFL - I'm sorry. I don't know why I find that so funny.)
This would be funny in the medicine cabinet...I told my therapist about you.
Pretty award thing to hear: I told my therapist about you.
A Collection of 28 Hilarious Quotes to Make You Laugh
It's all true.....
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Two things I know for certain in my life: 1. I have big boobs. 2. My taste in music is wonderful. #truth lol
The 2 things I'm sure of - a great taste in music and big boobs. The only constant certainties of my life.
Two things I know for certain in my life... So, so true. Hahaha!
It's my life in a picture. haha. True story!!!!
And that's about it. It's so true. Not funny.
Two things I know for certain in my life:
Just died laughing! So true!
It's my life in an ecard
Funny and so true
haha makes me feel better
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Funny Wedding Ecard: Getting married before the age of 25 sounds a lot like leaving a party before 10 PM to me.
Funny Wedding Ecard: Getting married before the age of 25 sounds a lot like leaving a party before 10 PM to me. [which is why I got married right before turning 26! LOL]
your ecards, getting married before 25 sounds a lot like leaving a party before 10pm, lol
stop getting married when you turn 18 EVERYONE IN THE TRUTH! lol slow down! amirite?
Everyone is getting married so young! This makes me laugh and feel better
So. true!! People get married too young before they know themselves...
getting engaged? sure. but i wanna DO things before i get married!!
I'm Getting Married Quotes funny | On judgment
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Congrats on your downgrade ... #ecard #quote For more quotes and jokes, check out my FB page: https://www.facebook.com/TheExEffect
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Free, Breakup Ecard: Congratulations on your downgrade. She's one hell of a 5.
these ecards just make my days so much better!!
Congratulations! Story of my life, hoe.
haaaahah! these sure make me smile :)
I win! Oh this so makes me smile!
LOL FUNNY STUFF!!!
We are some funny bitches. @Danja and @Amy
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How I feel about all of my best friends :) @Julie Gilles Holmberg @Misty Oestreich @Meg Chaklos
Me and my best friend of all time Miss Maddy Grayson ❤️
To my best friends @Tracy McCulloch @Tyler Butler
How I feel about my best friend :) @Judy Bowker
So me and my sister We are some funny bitches.
funny broads. :) to my sisters, it's true!!!
Haha so true. Me and my sisters!!
Haha so true. Love my friends :)
Totally me and my sister! LOL!
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And i will find you and punch you in the face.... i really dont wanna hear you love you boo EVERY DAMN DAY! i get it.
soooo friggin true! i hate people who do that crap on facebook every single day its seriously pathetic and probably really fake haha
no one cares that you have "the best boyfriend in the world". because you don't.
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for some people you just know it is fake
OMG some people make me sick with it!
I HATE people like this! Hahaha
My thoughts exactly!!!
This made me giggle!
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Harsh reality to those who chose to not grow up, be responsible and take care of their business...Sheesh! I know too many people like this :-/
People say we are too young to get married, I just say, I am growing up!
Wish I could say this to someone who really needs to grow up already
Used to love saying this to old boyfriends...ha!!!
Harsh reality- people in high school...!
it's basically my life in an ecard
Grow up already
funny but true
If I ever win the lottery...