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Something doesn’t add up…

and fake nails. and Michael Jordan shoes.and designer purses.

Cute and practical!

Because walking your dog would look ridiculous. people are ridiculous. This is seriously stupid. America wonders why they are fat- and their families and pets too. Yes she is walking but hello? This is seriously wrong.

Duck Dynasty.

Funny pictures about Duck Dynasty at its best. Oh, and cool pics about Duck Dynasty at its best. Also, Duck Dynasty at its best.

Bwahahaha!

Sometimes I get depressed, but then I remember I have huge boobs and that makes everything better.

I always think this.

I do this when there's junk food in the house.not to start eating more healthy, just to clear out the junk food!

I know we're not dating, but whenever I see someone else flirting with you, I want to shoot them in the face.

I know we're not dating, but whenever I see someone else flirting with you, I want to shoot them in the face. (Or hit them in the face with a shovel in my case. Hehehe, sorry not my fault)

Not sure why there's 2 men wrestling in this pic, but the saying works, lol

Not sure why there are 2 men wrestling in this pic, but the saying works, lol

Reality check.

LOL yes! Nobody even likes you, & nobody cares about you and please stop growing your nose and work on your ass and tits!

I want to tell people this on a daily basis.

Funny eCards Photo Gallery #1

Hahaha... there is some truth in this.

Free, Somewhat Topical Ecard: Patient: The problem is that obesity runs in our family. Doctor: No, the problem is that no one runs in your family!

1......2......3!!!!

Free, Congratulations Ecard: You play Call of Duty or WoW occasionally because your boyfriend does and now call yourself a gamer girl. Well isn't that cute.

When you have two small children at home and you come back into the room to see this...

When you have two small children at home and you come back into the room to see this...

Funny pictures about Jurassic Park At Home. Oh, and cool pics about Jurassic Park At Home. Also, Jurassic Park At Home photos.

i have a feeling that my future husband will have to tell our kids this  because i really do LOVE Rob Pattinson<3

Rob Pattinson, my boyfriend, although he my husband both don't know it!