If only i could say this out loud
Oh I'm in a 'pissy mood'... Sorry that rainbows and gumdrops aren't flying out of my ass today!
Do not ever underestimate my ability to find shit out.
I talked about someone today who only *thinks* she has friends. How timely. :)
You are about to exceed the limits of my medication!
Oh my life I laughed way too hard at this! Penny vs whore: a good lesson to be learned, lol.
Funny Breakup Ecard: Honey, I have heels higher than your standards.
Just curious... What part of that outfit made you look in the mirror and say, 'YES. This is how I choose to represent myself today.' ?
Funny Family Ecard: So you're 10 and have a laptop, iPhone, and an iPad. When I was 10 I had one thing to play with called Outside. That's what your fat little ass is playing with today.