So true :)
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Things get more exciting as you get older and start caring less.
Ha ha! The TRUTH is a Beautiful thing!
What if this has been my life motto?
Looking forward to it :)
this can be a good thing
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"next time someone tells me to expect the unexpected I'm going to punch them in the face and ask if they expected that" lol funny ecard
...punch them in the face & ask if they expected that. . ecard jokes humor funny hilarious LOL haha hahaha
This is funny because "expect the unexpected" is my favorite quote!!!!
unexpected ... tears in my eyes i'm laughing so hard!
this made me giggle :-)
Funny stuff!!!!! :)
ya thats me...
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It amazes me how some people can be extremely rude, emit a hearty guffaw and get away with it! If I tried pulling some of the same lines I would probably have been fired. IMHO #love #humor #sarcasm #funny #life #love #perspective #quotes #dryhumor #smile #laughter #joy Chic.St Sense of Humor <3
YES, but hey i get a laugh of your stupidity for thinking im funny >:) ps. i get this from my mother cuz shes the same way XD
Who me?... #funny #ecards #lol #bitch #jk #humor
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Thing is...I AM funny.
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one of my biggest pet peeves about mothers with young children....No, he is not "24 months old"...he is 2!! Just say 2!!!!
*"babies" should be "baby's" but this still made me laugh
A definite Pet Peeve of mine. I hate math too... Hahaha.
one of my biggest pet peeves. seriously. stop it.
Ha i laughed so hard i cried. Such a pet peeve
one of my biggest pet peeves.
For real! I hate that!
Haha so true!
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True story: Sometimes when my underwear matches my outfit it makes me feel like I really have my life together. After the first few years of marriage, John stopped laughing at me and began laughing with me. Guess What?!? His boxers ALWAYS matched his outfit too!!
Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes when my underwear matches my outfit it makes me feel like I really have my life together.
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this made me laugh til i cried because it's so true. pathetic, but true.
yep...ain't that the truth! :) want funny stuff? check out my tumblr :)
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Laughing my butt off. So true!
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HAHA! Yes, parents, it's true. They do tell all.
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So true...Please don't tell your kids anything that you don't want their teacher to know! Even in middle school, they spill all tmi!
I knew it!! Every year I try to get the teachers to dish about what insanity my kids spout off about me. They always just smile, laugh, and say "Nothing". Suuuuuuuuure.
This is so true and also funny...especially true with 3 and 4 year olds... Parents, if you dont want everyone at school knowing your business then try to be a little more discreet...LOL or atleast wait til the kids are in bed...hahahaha
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so true, if parents only knew what kids shared with the teacher they would be very embarrassed.
this is funny because the kids really do tell their teacher, and classmates, everything...lol
LOL...This is so true. If parents only knew what the kids tell their teacher. :-)
This is the truth, even worse if you have more than one kid at the same school.
Oh so true!
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This goes along w/ 1 of my life's mantra's "i will not punch them in the face. I will not punch them in the face..."
OMG!! I have to be nice to a couple of ppl I want to punch in the face! LOL
Um, who doesn't at least one time feel this way?
This is my life. All the time.
Aint that the truth
Haha so true!
I can relate
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My husband sent this to me. "Yes.. I am still in my pajamas. What did I accomplish today? The kids are still alive. Say thank you. Now... say I'm pretty. "
I swear I've had this conversation with my husband!
Parenting win. Ha, this is so true for me!
Too bad my husband doesn't look at my pins
I will tell my husband this every day.
:) Hahahaha... so funny.. so true !
Totally my life right now....
Story of my life some days!
The story of my life!
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Okay... it's funny... sometimes my sense of humor can be a little sassy... I haven't really thought that.... okay a few times (LOL)
I'm laughing so hard! I'm afraid mom is gonna ask me what's funny and I don't want to show her
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SO mean....yet so funny!! I can't stop laughing.
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A funny way to look at things xD
This makes me giggle
that's funny stuff
''All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother.'' I have the best mom.
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"All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" -Abraham Lincoln | In honor of Mother's Day in May
I hope that my kids say this about me one day... My mom was a woman I aspired to be as a child. I only hope to live a life they admire. Mothers Day Quotes
Quote should be "All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother" -Abraham Lincoln. Either way it's still true
sweet and simple quote "all that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" - Abraham Lincoln
''All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother.'' Really great quote and so true...
Make sure to show your Mum how much you care this Mother's Day #inspiration #quote
"All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" -Abraham Lincoln So True!
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Don't over think. Don't stress. Thoughts become things. #truth #quotes #quoteoftheday
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I need to remember this quote for every second of my life. lol
Calm quotes inspirational so true
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Treat your kid like a hamster
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The Crib Dribbler Feeds Your Kid So You Don’t Have To funny prank product box. Fill with whatever gift you want.
The Crib Dribbler—It's not real so don't freak out! It's from a site called Prank Pack. It would be a funny "prank" baby shower gift.
The Crib Dribbler Feeds Your Kid So You Don’t Have To.... I think I had a smaller version for my gerbal....this is a joke but apparently you can buy the box, great baby shower gift!!!
NEW! Crib Dribbler . It's now as easy as taking care of small rodents to keep your baby hydrated! - just a prank box - hilarious to give a shower gift in! I was like what the heck! Funny.
The Crib Dribbler Feeds Your Kid So You Don’t Have To - it is just a prank gift box that you can give someone you know. Enjoy watching their expression as they unwrap what they believe to be a real gift, only to discover an ignominious product inside. It’s funny, ok? Bring a camera and record them, then laugh until you get bored and move on.
The Crib Dribbler Feeds Your Kid So You Don’t Have To Ummm so our babies are hamsters now?
The Crib Dribbler Feeds Your Kid So You Don’t Have To. Great gift for baby shower :)
Crib Dribbler Prank Pack - LoL would be a funny baby shower "gift!"
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Periods are ridiculous... Yeah I mean pretty much...sorry, I had to pin it, it's the truth
Periods are ridiculous. I shouldn't be punished for not being pregnant.
truth! Periods are ridiculous... Funny yet so true
Periods are punishment for not being pregnant.
Right though?!?! Wtf Mother Nature?!
haha so true! Periods are ridiculous
Made me laugh and its the truth!
My thoughts exactly!
Erin Doughty this is for you
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I think this sums up most of my female friendships. Boobs can also be replaced with ass however.;)
@Cheyenne Gatson and @Julie Blankenship this explains our friendship! :) haha
BESTFRIENDS to the amazing women in my life : ). So true @ Erika Jones
sums up the friendship i have with some of my best friends
OMGizzle! So funny! .. but so true! Good times! XD
To all my girlfriends!!
Vodka = boob grabbing
For my BFF!
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This is why I don't have children. The reality would be ever so much more . . . real. And messy. And stinky. And annoying. And expensive. And . . . . And . . . And . . .
Isn't this the truth! Like I've said for years, "I was going to be a perfect parent then those boys came along". o:->
Seriously. Having kids completely destroys your aspirations and expectations of how perfect a parent you will be. lol
Free, Family Ecard: You're making it difficult for me to be the parent I always imagined I would be.
Funny Family Ecard: You're making it difficult for me to be the parent I always imagined I would be.-----god knows this...lol
Serious. My husband and I were just complaining how we haven't one darn clean fork in the entire house (and we have at least 20 when all clean.) Clearly, the kids didn't do their chores today. I look back at my screen and see this. (insert inappropriate word here.)
You're making it difficult for me to be the parent I always imagined I would be. I think this all the time!!
I wrote this because every time I meet a new mom, they tell me all the things they will never do as a parent . When they list off things that I currently do I laugh to myself, or out loud (dependin...
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Someone said to me, 'You're hard on your kids.' Yeah, that's why they aren't little assholes. #ecard #humor For more quotes and jokes, check out my FB page: https://www.facebook.com/ChanceofSarcasm
I showed my mom this, she laughed so hard! My kids r just great kids, and im not even that hard on them. They take after me not their dad!!!
My dad has something to say for you :P Someone said to me, 'You're hard on your kids.' Yeah, that's why they aren't little assholes.
My dad said he was too hard on us when we were kids.... I tell him almost exactly this when he try's to apologize!
Someone said to me, 'You're hard on your kids.' Yeah, that's why they aren't little assholes. That is so my dad . But it's true some parents need to start vein parents cause these dad children Be acting worst than assholes
Little tough love never hurt me growing up and I'll be raising my kids the same way.
Thanks Mom and Dad!
How did you know?!
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This is so me! I love crossing things off my to-do list!!
sometimes I cross things off...TOTALLY done that!!!
hahaha I totally do that! it makes James laugh too.
I love making checklists and crossing things off...
sometimes I cross things off...sooooo true
I love crossing things off my list!
Good idea for a checklist!
ive even done this
story of my life.
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"The first thing I do when I get home is make myself look as publicly unacceptable as possible." - YOUR ECARDS - funny
Oh so true. Drives Jim nuts the first thing I do is run to the room and change into sweats
Funny because its true. More The Doors, Quote, My Life, Sweat Pants, So True, Funny Stuff, Ecards, True Stories, Sweatpants Quote True story! Off comes the dress pants and nice shirt, on goes the sweatpants and big baggy sweater, hair up into a ponytail...Im ready for the night! Haha My life. I put sweatpants on the minute I walk in the door every single day. Haha. So true. After being in professional dress all day, all I want to do is put on a pair of sweat pants. Ecards So true! I walk in the door - uniform or outfit off, sweatpants on!
So True!! First thing I do is rip off my pants
makes me laugh cause it is so true!
Oh...this makes me laugh! So true!
Sooooo true! Story of my life
so true. Still laughing