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Yup. SO true!

To help ease the baby fever: Every time I see a cute kid, I remind myself how awesome it is to sleep through the night.

And I still have nothing to wear!

Having neither room in your closet, nor empty hangers, but still firmly believing you need more clothes. Totally me!

When Mommy finally gets up to spank your butt, that's when you know... Shit just got real.

and in my house it was Dad. Mom spanking was expected, but Dad? Oh no, you better run.

And say "bless your heart" while we're doing it.

And say "bless your heart" while we're doing it. I'm not a southern woman, but I would fall in this category.

hahahahah! true story.

Lord, grant me the strength not to beat this bitch with a bat

Yes....you!!

People think that because you tolerate them at work you are friends.NEGATIVE BITCH, I'm just trying to keep my job! How I was at my mall job lol

That's how I roll, ladylike with a wad of bitch in my back pocket ;-) | eCards

That's how I roll, ladylike with a wad of bitch in my back pocket. Except for me it's not a big wad!

Go ahead and act like mom of the year on facebook, but don't forget some of us know you in real life.

Go ahead and act like Mom-of-the-Year, but don't forget some of us know you in real life.

If I keep it under 10 times it is going to be  a good day!  Nevermind that I don't get there until 8:45am!

Droppin the ol' f-bomb.except for me it's by PM! LOL Except I don't curse at work since I work with kids, but if I didn't, they'd sure know!

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