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Patient: The problem is that obesity runs in our family Doctor: No, the problem is that no one runs in your family
!!!This made me laugh!!! I don't use the "obesity runs in my family" excuse...get off your freakin' asses and DO something!!
obesity runs in my family along with all the health problems that are a result of obesity. I choose to work my butt off and not be obese!
Ouch..but so funny. I think I laughed so hard I peed a Lil BABAHAHA
"Obesity runs in my family ... " lmao
giggle! That's my family!
No excuses. So funny!
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LMAO...We are magic. funny-stuff
girls girls girls..
lol..... funny =)
Lol so true!!
Yep this is me.
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All the time. Especially when it comes to their kids. Because no one will ever take advice from a childless woman. Well, screw you... My advice is awesome. And your kid is a little shit.
lol so true and I get busted by my friends/husband all the time.
More like all the time...so true drives the husband crazy!!
Do it all the time - and I usually give good advice
So true! Most of the time, I'm annoyed...lol
!!!....so true, do it all the time....
All the time. Can't help i'm nosey.
lol my life.
So mean, but I truly laughed out loud when I read this one
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I wanna say this to some people sometimes.
That is so funny I can't even stand it.
..it's mean...but so darned funny!
Hahaha :) Some people...
So sad, but so funny!
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It takes about 2.9 seconds for me to go from this is the best day ever to I want to stab every person on planet Earth. // YES.
It takes about 2.9 seconds for me to go from 'this is the best day ever' to 'I want to stab every person on planet Earth.' | Confession Ecard
It takes about 2.9 seconds for me to go from "this is the best day ever" to "I want to stab every person on planet earth."
It takes about 2.9 seconds for me to go from this is the best day ever to I want to stab every person on planet Earth.
True story....but I probably don't need to tell anyone, as I think I was the last one to figure it out!
It takes about 2.9 seconds for me to go from 'this is the best day ever' to 'I want to stab every person on planet Earth.'
"Best Day Ever" to "I want to stab every person on the planet Earth" in 2.9 seconds@xoleannemariexo this is so you
It takes about 2.9 seconds for me to go from 'this is the best day ever' to 'I want to stab every person on planet Earth.' :-)
True story, @Kelly Teske Goldsworthy Teske Goldsworthy Teske Goldsworthy Bridges and @nikki striefler striefler striefler York . Thank you for always letting me vent!
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funny quote but true! Yet some people are still on that little sausage despite the fact that something came along that was real... oh well its the path we've all chosen for ourselves. Hahaha
so true. "For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" Here's an update for you. Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, why? because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage..
So true only one guy I would even consider marrying...& that's just because I don't want anyone else putting their hands on my sausage!
Still so very very funny and so so true!!! Why buy the entire pig, just to get a little sausage?
Women realize it's not worth buying a whole pig just to get a little sausage... Truth!
this is so funny i swear...the if and sausage part has left me i stitches
So true, have fun with the pb little sausage moo
This is some funny stuff!!! So true!
Made me giggle
Truth. Funny but so true
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respect old people, they graduated high school without Google or Wikipedia (besides, they're your elders and Wiki is EVIL + LAME!!)
wait...I graduated high school w/out Google & Wikipedia and I'm only 31! Now I feel OLD!
Just kidding; Always respect everyone! I say not old people but your elders.
Respect old people, they graduated high school without Google and Wikipedia.
Lay off the old people! They know alot about Google & Wikipedia!
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respect your elders!!!!! So true... we are SO smart!! LOL
Respect old people, they graduated high school.
That's right! Old school:)
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I'm not aware of any 11 year olds on facebook, but this made me laugh because of the animal crackers comment.
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Dear 11 year olds on Facebook with "it's complicated".. Seriously? What did he do? Steal your animal crackers?
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haha. but as a K teacher ... 11 year olds don't eat animal crackers!!!
so true! And do 11 year olds really need a Facebook? I think not.
oh my goodness. funny stuff right there and so true!!! LOL
HEHEHEHEHHEHE makes me giggle!
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That happens all the time and trust me I've had to wait for the doctor and go to the doctor a lot before!
One of the biggest lies ever: The doctor will be with you in a couple of minutes. Omg yes
like being in the emergency room... and the doctor doesnt see me in for almost 3 hours.
Yes!! If only this could mean the Doctor and his TARDIS will be here soon!
Hahahaha working at a doctors office I know this to be true
thats why there are never clocks in the rooms....
I usually have to wait 30mins, if not more!
This is not TRUE!! There is no wrong shapes! I do not want my daughter growing up believing there is a "right" shape and I do not want my sons looking at someones "shape" and judging them on that versus seeing their character and the things that really matter!!
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Lol. Don't fret - you can get the shape you want with our print & go workouts at theworkoutgirl.com
Focus not on the shape of your body, but how strong you are and what a healthy body can do for you.
I reckon I'll never fit in the shape sorter toy and that's fine with me :)
true that...what Pear shape with a little jiggle is SO in!
Okay, you have to admit this is funny!
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Okay, you have to admit this is funny! I don't really I guess, but in theory it makes me giggle A LOT.
Does it make me a bad person that i laughed and thought of some people..
Horrible. Yet i laughed out loud. In the library.
Oh this is so true for some people I know
I am STILL laughing at this... shark tank
So mean but SO funny!!! LMAO
Shark tank for shark week
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LOL.... Done this ALL my life with my sisters and my mom! I always got the chubby bearded guy. LOL
LMAO my sister and I play this game all the time. we're terrible, but so good at it
haha my husband and I do this all the time "There's your boyfriend"
haha do this all the time! Except with my mom.... @janebarkhouse
Me and my sisters do this all the time! My mom too!
Do this to my friends all the time!
So true, I do this all the time
best friends and my sister!
That moment when you are in bed texting with the phone above your head and the phone just decides to attack your face.
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All the time when I'm too lazy to put glasses on and have my phone on my face..
I.e. you drop the phone on your face. Sadly, this happens to me all the time...
wahahahaa when the phone attacks your face #lolsotrue #everynight
in bed texting and the phone decides to attack your face..
omg i do this all the time and it hurts my face hahaha
wahahahaa when the phone attacks your face
Story of my life happens all the time
As I lay me down to sleep...so true.
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Pretty much... just-for-giggles
So true! Story of my life!
True story. so annoying!
OMG, this is SO TRUE!
Magic bed = so true
So sad, so true....
Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues For Real
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There is nothing more disappointing than biting into what you think is a chocolate chip cookie and discovering that it is, in fact, loaded with raisins.
My Grandma's karma to the grandkids when we thought we were sneaking a chocolate chip cookie.
I personally love oatmeal raisin cookies but my kids probably feel this way. Lol
OMG this is so true!! HATE raisins & sultanas but love choc chip!!!
Don't try to fool me with your imitation chocolate chip cookies.
See mother, I don't like oatmeal raisin cookies!!!!
LOL!!!!!! But seriously....
Story of my life.
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Its true I start laughing when I'm telling the truth and I get nervous.
If this wasn't so true I'd be laughing...
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Y is this the truth?
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Mirror vs. Camera oh my actual gosh this it just too true
Mirror vs. Camera I hate this because its true.
Mirror vs. Camera lmao!! Yes yes and yes!
so true. I hate cameras. Everytime
Hahahahahahhahaha Mirror vs Camera
mirror vs. camera. haha so true
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Lol!Seriously though. That little red dot pisses me off.
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this is so me, i HATE voicemails
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So true. hate voicemails
I really hate voicemail.
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I HATE VOICEMAIL!!!
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I'm in love with my bed. We're perfect for each other, but my alarm clock doesn't want us together. That jealous whore. #truth #morningssuck #sleep #lovemybed #jealous
haha damn that alarm clock... Every Monday and Wednesday I will think of this when I have to get up to make an 8am class. I will call my alarm clocks 'that jealous whore' and giggle.
I'm in love with my bed. We're perfect for erm ach other, but my alarm clock doesn't want us together. That jealous whore
Lol better yet I have a girl that lets me sleep with her and cuddle all the time but there's this Loud mouth whore that is jealous if our love it's me and my bed for life not me and that stupid alarm clock
My bed and the jealous whore alarm clock.
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This is so true! Jealous whore!
my life-__- stupid alarm clock
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Dear stomach, you're bored, not hungry. So shut up. --> Yep this is me!
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Dear Stomach, you're bored, not hungry. So shut up! #truestory
Dear Stomach... you're bored not hungry! ... so true!!
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dear stomach...story of my life
Shut up. #truth
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I hate this.