I use sarcasm because beating the crap out of people is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

I use sarcasm because beating the crap out of people is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

I can only bite my tongue for so long!! One of these days something completely absurd is gonna slip out of your egotistic self righteous mouth and im gonna let you have it!!!

I can only bite my tongue for so long!! One of these days something completely absurd is gonna slip out of your egotistic self righteous mouth and im gonna let you have it!!!

I should probably stop pinning wine humor. Don't worry folks, I've never had wine. I just think some of these are funny.

I should probably stop pinning wine humor. Don't worry folks, I've never had wine. I just think some of these are funny.

and you are judged for being real---too many fake mfkrs in the world and the real ones are the rebels

and you are judged for being real---too many fake mfkrs in the world and the real ones are the rebels

No, I used all my trust up on my ex-boyfriend. I do however have lots of anxiety, suspicion and paranoia to bring to the table.

No, I used all my trust up on my ex-boyfriend. I do however have lots of anxiety, suspicion and paranoia to bring to the table.

Yes, and cookies, brownies and anything else covered, smothered, dipped, dunked, infused, injected, topped, candied or baked with chocolate!

Yes, and cookies, brownies and anything else covered, smothered, dipped, dunked, infused, injected, topped, candied or baked with chocolate!

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