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MAXINE: Ever notice that the people who tell you to calm down are the ones who got you mad in the first place?

“This is also true of those moments you tell yourself to calm down.” / Insight <3

Lol Never in the history of calming down has anyone ever calmed down by being told to calm down.

Either I've got the holiday spirit or . . . .

Maxine ~ Either I've got holiday spirit or my doc has screwed up my meds again.

maxine | Should I escape with Maxine?

Fall Humor from Maxine! What Is Your Favorite Quote or Cartoon of Maxine's

Act like you're Irish

Irish jokes and a bit o'blarney to celebrate Paddy's Day, on this page are cartoons from Maxine and Crabby Road.

4) Shoulder To Cry On   If you need a shoulder to cry on...pull off to the side of the road. LOL.

MAXINE'S Advice ~ If you need a shoulder to cry on.pull off to the side of the road.


Maxine on Woman President


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Maxine at Christmas

Maxine-I wish a bright star would appear in the east over Washington D. We could use a few wise men up there.

Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb," I need one that says, "Already Disturbed...Proceed With Caution."

Instead of a sign that says DO NOT DISTURB,, I need a sign that says. ALready DISTURBED. proceed with caution. Maxine quotes and humor: "Already Disturbed"