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Ummm I don't know what you're talking about. She said nothing about last night...but you can text her babe. I love you :)
Funny Family Ecard: The quickest way for a mother to get her children's attention is to sit down and look comfortable.
The quickest way for a mother to get her children's attention is to sit down and look comfortable-or get out the phone!
The quickest way for a mother to get her children's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. Or try to do something for herself...
Funny Family Ecard: The quickest way for a mother to get her children's attention is to sit down and look comfortable.
I've given up on trying to read when my kid is awake. At least if I'm knitting I don't lose my place.... Much
Every. Single. Time... The quickest way for a mother to get her children's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. ~CallMeCrissy (Via:someecards.com)
The quickest way for a mother to get her children's attention is to sit down and look comfortable...so true!
The quickest way for a mother to get her children's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. You know it!!!!
Omg so true!
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Am I the only one? I even dream about it! hahaha. ** Oh No you aren't the only one! I have Always thought to run away. Actually, to walk out the door and just keep walking is the way I think of it. :)
I don't know about you, but I've thought about running away more as an adult than I ever did as a child. | Somewhat Topical Ecard | someecards.com
Am I the only one? I even dream about a mini vacation by myself! hahaha.
Amen, like running away to a tropical island with the hubby.
Am I the only one? I even dream about it! hahaha. Run away
I think of running away all the time
story of my life
haha so true
I have done this so many times :)
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Yup lol! Or Kids music in the car when you are alone......
Every day! With Disney Channel and Disney Junior as well.
(Nick, Cartoon Network, or Disney Channel. EVERY TIME.)
Yep! But its usually Disney Channel or Cartoon Network.
Or Disney channel, or Cartoon Network...
But mine is Disney jr or Disney channel
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I live in a madhouse ruled by a tiny army that I made myself this is too funny!
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I live in a madhouse once ruled by a tiny army that I made myself. Now they have grown up and they're still telling me what to do!
I live in a madhouse ruled by a tiny army that I made myself oh this made me laugh o I would say a house full of boys...lol
Anna, I hope you find the humor in this. ~ A pinner said. "I live in a madhouse ruled by a tiny army that I made myself."
I live in a madhouse ruled by a tiny army that I made myself.....only they aren't so tiny anymore!!!!
I live in a madhouse ruled by a tiny army that I made myself This was me a few years ago!!
I live in a madhouse ruled by a tiny army that I made myself. I LOVE these little people!!!
I live in a madhouse ruled by a tiny army that I made myself. ahahahaha
I live in a madhouse ruled by a tiny army (of one) that I made myself.
I live in a madhouse...
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"You know you're a mom when going shopping at Target by yourself feels like a vacation and going on a family vacation feels like work." So true, so true.
true story! This sounds like something @Shara McKinney has said!
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true story! oh how I love my Target trips
So true! This is my life. :)
true story! this is my life
It's been a BUSY home vacation. This has to be the best ecard I have seen in regards to parenting. So TRUE! Both Shawn and I are off this week with the girls. I have worked more this week than I normally do. So, I thought I would have a photo shoot post to show all the events from this week. A friend of mine and I decided to do our town's river walk. It's a total of 6 miles round trip through downtown and in some park areas. It's really a nice ordeal that our town built with $4.5 million. This tree was seriously nuts! I had to take a photo considering I have never seen three trees in one. Ok, so I know I said I wouldn't drink, but I couldn't resist going out to $2 pint night on my vacation. I never get to go anymore, because I became a parent, and well, I can no longer party like I used to and function at work the next day. Right on Mommy! My little Boo Bear playing in the laundry basket. It's the simple things that kids love, why buy a shit load of toys when all they want is a house hold item to play in?? So true! A picture of Shawn in his new glasses. Yummy! Even though they are a -9.5 prescription and have about a half inch thick HIGH POWERED lens on them, he looks awesome with them. That poor old blind bat. A picture of some beautiful ladies! A decent self portrait before heading out for a night on the town. And lastly a baby attack moment. Gotta love that little ball of cuteness! Skinny Gal..... Somewhere.
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I dedicate this to all my mother friends with 4yr olds & younger! ....xoxo
Ha! Desensitized by years of teaching 3 and 4 year olds
After having 4 kids, I fully understand this one! lol
Just another reason that I am Mother of the Year!
For all my friends that are mothers of boys!
Truth! especially with two 2 year olds!
This is my motto......
great quote for Moms
Ha! Screaming kids
Why is it when a kid wants to show you something, they try to place it directly inside your cornea?
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Why is it when a kid wants to show you something, they try to place it directly inside your cornea? // HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm always like, "Awright, David, it's impossible for my eyes to focus that closely."
My nephew does this! LOOK a car! You can't see it if it's not in your eye ball, right? :)
Like baby did with her legos the other morning. Nice way to wake up. A lego in the eye.
My eye! No one told me how painful motherhood can be! Post-labor!
Fond memories of teaching Kindergarten:)
My son does this ALL. THE. TIME. :)
story of my life
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The category says it all- That's just too funny for my house- I've never went to bed knowing my entire house was clean.
LOL! But if I am having company over rest easy with the feeling that my house looks clean...& all the boxes of junk are either hidden in the garage or basement or behind a closed door that will NOT be opened while the guest(s) are here. HA!
If my house were always clean, it would mean I have no little ones running around. May our home always be "messy". I love my crew!
You know that amazing feeling when you go to bed knowing your entire house is clean? Ya, neither do I. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com
so funny (sometimes) and so true (all the time)!
hahaha. Clean house humor. Funny.
Hahaha that's totally me!
Story of my life!
hahah too true
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So very true! Funny Family Ecard: When a woman says 'what?' it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said.
me. always. all the time. :)
so funny because it's true!
Remember this fellas.
life lesson guys
haha So true!
“I may seem quiet and reserved, but if you mess with my children…
Only have the one, but yeah don't ever think I could control my self. If some one were to hurt my son. ;)
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Yes! I don't think I could control myself, if someone were to hurt my boys, no matter what age they are.
Only a Mother could truly understand this animalistic instinct. I would walk through fire, swim an entire ocean, be tortured for the rest of eternity & sacrifice my own life if it meant my boys were going to be happy and safe for the rest of theirs. Sadly this side of me has come out because the other parent doesn't give a shit about the beautiful innocence they had a hand in creating.
I'm already super protective of baby J. I've already earned the nick name Momma Bear.
Oh yeah. Don't EVER hurt my boys. It will NOT end well.
Don't come between my boys and I, I will always win!
I'm the mama bear. Don't mess with my boys!
Absolutely! My boys are everything to me!
You don't want to awaken the Momma bear...
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I could keep this kitchen clean if you people would just stop eating here. So true. And while we're at it, I'm sick of doing laundry, stop wearing clothes all the time.
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Funny Kitchen Sign. I could keep this kitchen clean if you people would just stop eating here.
Story of my life!!
It's funny because it's true.
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Bahahahaha. For sure. oh man, story of my life.... but truely, its mutual hate that brings so many together.
I feel this way about so many people.STORY OF MY LIFE!!!
Funny... Funny cause its true.
this cracks me up EVERY time.
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haha, so true! lmao
Story of my life
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I couldn't decide if this should be pinned to my Made me Laugh board or So True! This is me, indoor plants, outdoors, doesn't matter, I will get the job done and I don't even try!
RIGHT every single time...I just stop telling people the truth and laugh at everything they say
I have come to expect it from some people in my life. Ya just gotta laugh!
Welcome to my life. So so true
MY LIFE IN AN E-CARD! omg.
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I just burst out laughing. It's a good thing I wasn't drinking anything at the time.
Sad to say ive tried the water thing and it was a fail lol
Saw this one at 3am and cried cuz I was laughing so hard.
Saw this in my Glamour magazine and Laughed Out Loud!
So funny!! Literally lol'd!
This made me giggle! :)
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maybe this isn't so funny... too many kids at the daycare I work at run around like maniacs and their parents don't care...
I'm afraid of a world run by adults who were never spanked as kids and got trophies just for participating.
I laughed so hard!!! But its so true...
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Art For. Real. giggles
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customer service...this is sooo true!!!
customer service...sooo true!
so true. story of my life.
every.day. true story!!
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So true!! The empty toilet paper roll Is the worst... Happens every time too
Story of my life!!! lol and a completely true story !!
#ecards. Holy shit, it is my life.
SO TRUE!!! Story of my LIFE!!
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I'm finding more and more that this is in fact my biggest fantasy
hahahahahahaha this is sooooo true!!!
Lucky for me that dream came true
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Ha SOO TRUE
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lol this is actually so true..Funny Friendship Ecard: My clever comebacks usually surface an hour too late.
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Funny Friendship Ecard: My clever comebacks usually surface an hour too late.
Story of my life..
o man sooo true!!