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Funny Encouragement Ecard: Lord grant me the serenity to accept the messy state my house is in, the courage to start cleaning, and the wisdom to not let it get this way again.

Men: If you ever wanna know what a woman's mind feels like....

I rearranged them after they fell asleep.

I probably wouldn't kill so many houseplants if they could scream for food and water the way my pets and children do.

Cyndi Lauper claims that "girls just wanna have fun." Pfft please, girls just wanna eat without getting fat.

This is SOOOOOO my husband!!! Sending out Search & Rescue teams on a daily basis!! lol