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momma wasn't always right!  haha

Running with scissors has nothing on the real life danger of our lives!

Well I know which one I am...

I cant remember if Im the Good Sister.or the Evil One Sign. i guess it depends on who you ask.

This explains what is wrong with my 3rd block class!!    HANGRY CUSHION decorative pillow hunger plus by mybeardedpigeon

hangry: a state of anger caused by lack of food (i'm def no fun when i'm hangry!) This is funny, i thought this only used with my Family!

mosquitoes funny quote

If only mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood. Wouldn't that be great?

truth!

So true. funny quote about women. For more jokes and hilarious quotes for women visit www.

 PMS  & GPS

I have PMS & GPS, which means I am a bitch and I will find you. Haha I laughed so hard

And then you catch yourself in a weird way and break your foot! I'll never go down stairs the same way!

This made me laugh so hard! Probably because I have fallen down the stairs at least 20 times in my life.a couple of those times was actually walking UP the stairs lol

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I Do Not Spew Profanities Mug

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Things I say & why I need this.I will punch you in the face. I wanna punch them in the face. They need to be punched in the face. Im want to punch some people in the face.

Great Saturday quote, lol! :)

I'm super lazy today! Which is like normal lazy, but I'm also wearing a cape.this is FUNNY!

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