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Im not clumsy...

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, & the wall gets in the way. *And I don't fall, I just attack the floor sometimes--when it gives me attitude*

Me and my best friend sometimes. CHLOE!!! Talking about you

"I did not slap you. I high fived your face. funny animal memes, animal pictures with captions, funny animals

I check the person out from like 5 different windows.

when you're home alone & someone knocks on your door: say "who is it?" look through the peep hole open the door crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quitely to make sure it isn't a masked murder

Day 5 - alternative pg

You and I are sisters always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up.As soon as I finish laughing. Haha need to send to my sis!

story of every girls life.

I am just a girl; I love being called pretty, but I will never believe it. I am not always right, but hate admitting I am wrong. I am almost.

Who doesnt feel like this sometimes

I may look calm, but in my mind I have killed you three times. Actually, I've killed many people more than three times.

LoL

I told my friend "before I die I want my last words to be 'I left a million dollars under the.' Then he said "the what?" I said "One minute, I have to die first." He said "oh, okay. How long will that take?" I replied "not really sure.

oh so often - but, still not as much as I used to! Awesomness!

Relatable Post: That fail moment when you attempt to pull your blanket up, and punch yourself in the face

Onions vs. coconuts

The Smartest Man in the World

My friend thinks he's so smart. He said onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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