Lord give me patience . . . Because, if you give me strength, I'm gonna need bail money to go with it.

Lord give me patience . . . Because, if you give me strength, I'm gonna need bail money to go with it.

Funny Confession Ecard: I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being just as surpised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

Funny Confession Ecard: I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being just as surpised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

It's All About The Candy...Primitive Wooden Trick or Treat Countdown Sign with Mini Chalkboard. $39.00, via Etsy.

It's All About The Candy...Primitive Wooden Trick or Treat Countdown Sign with Mini Chalkboard. $39.00, via Etsy.

Sorry, my ears have reached maximum BS capacity. You'll have to f**k off now please. Thank you.

Sorry, my ears have reached maximum BS capacity. You'll have to f**k off now please. Thank you.

I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to punch in the face.

I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to punch in the face.

Which would be totally true if health care insurance was provided by my employer, but it's not, so...I pay for my own high blood pressure meds out of my own pocket.

Which would be totally true if health care insurance was provided by my employer, but it's not, so...I pay for my own high blood pressure meds out of my own pocket.

TRUTH. Most of the time anyway, I don't always know what's going on, because I LOVE my bubble.

TRUTH. Most of the time anyway, I don't always know what's going on, because I LOVE my bubble.

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