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I appreciate you for being funny, kind and never ditching me in a bar unless the guy is really, really hot.

Funny Coco Breve Ecard: I appreciate you for being funny, kind and never ditching me in a bar unless the guy is really, really hot.

I may throw in some Clorox wipes and a Swiffer. But I doubt it.

Today ill be cleaning and by cleaning I mean

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Today, Ill be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying all my shit with Febreeze.

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Seems legit

Funny quote card about sluts: I should slap you, but I don\'t want to get slut on my hand.should of when I had the chance!

Pmt !

Advice on how to look stylish when all you really want to do is call in sick and watch Gilmore Girls on Netflix/PMS Dress -- The Frugal Fashionista

Yup

Trying to remember that being skinny is not only thing in world, just want to be healthy since I am already awesome!

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Funny Coco Breve Ecard: Let's meet for a relaxing brunch to talk about last night's lame pickup lines that only worked on some of us.

Follow me I know a shortcut

Lead me not into temptation I can find it for myself :-)

Thank You Magic Mike, for now everytime I hear Pony, I shall think of Channing Tatum... Sweet Sigh...

Daylight Savings Time Personally I think we gain one since we get an hour of extra sleep.

If you don't like me, YOU have the problem.

This goes out to all the people who felt compelled to bitch Haters gonna hate.

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