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@Annette Steen

You've cat to be kitten me right meow. for when we are cat lovers again.

Went out with my wife last night for  and I feel like a teen falling in love…

Someone from Denver, Colorado, US posted a whisper, which reads "Went out with my wife last night for 🍽 and I feel like a teen falling in love all over again after 11 years of marriage she is the best thing that ever happened to me"

Whose line! - Click image to find more Humor Pinterest pins

Whose line is it anyway. Things you can say to your dog but not your girlfriend--I love these guys.

now it all makes sense<<<thank goodness I know this now I feel SO smart

"How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you" from TheOatmeal.I knew she was up to no good.

Getting them undressed (or redressed) is like wrestling an alligator...Will pass out anywhere...Poor decision making skills...Argumentative...Speaks gibberish...Cries for no apparent reason...Zero inhibitions...No personal boundaries...Spontaneous vomiting...Poor short term memory...Gets belligerent if you take away their beer [insert favorite toy here]...One track mind...Loses everything...One volume setting – LOUD!

lol- 20 Ways Toddlers are Like Drunk People - Hilarious! More applicable to me, 20 ways dealing with a drunk person is like a toddler