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When I text you a whole paragraph and you text me back 40 minutes later saying 'K' Are you asking to be punched? I hate the 'k' lol

I didn't mean to hurt you!

When you accidentally hurt your pet and you're like, "OHMYGOSH, I'm so sorry!" and they walk away so you run after them like, "LET ME LOVE YOU!" Yep, I do this all the time.

when I was young life quotes quotes quote life quote funny quote humor - Holy Crap How True !!!

So true! Kids need to spend time "outside" playing with friends, that was an awesome part of my childhood. We were allowed to play until sunset and we did.

Want someone to stop texting you? Brilliant! Might try this for all the sales texts

Send this message to get someone to stop texting you. People are dumb so this will work.

Welcome home, dear

Note to husband - your dinner's in the recipe book page And, the ingredients are at the store. (Don't have to tell my husband, he loves cooking.

I saw this on Tumblr. The quote is not wise.  It's wiser not to allow anyone to get to you that much--why care that much about someone who annoys you?

LOL funny quote quotes true true story humor anger relate so true relatable PISSED OFF

Oh this is me to much effort when you have a broken leg boo hoo!!!!

lying in bed, wondering if it's worth it to get up and pee. - the truth of all of my mornings.

Music in car

"turning down the music in your car when looking for a street sign because yout hink it will somehow make you see it better." Bahaha Did this yesterday .

Spell

I totally do this, except I never thought of it being"socially acceptable", just whether it is an easy typo or completely dumb mistake!

My family says I'm like this. *rolls eyes*

My family has been known to play board games until someone cries. :-P // If you're not prepared to lose every friend you have over a board game, you're not playing hard enough.

I definitely do...

10 years ago - this is SO true!then when I think about the reality that the were about 20 years ago.I feel really old!

Hurry hurry!

People who hold the door open for you when you're still 20 yards away, forcing you into an awkward jog of gratitude. Hate this shit

awesome

almost every status that a person posts.

True

this is oh-so-true! Thank God for texts!

this is true cause my brain wants to fall asleep when I want to sit down and watch a movie lol

Every time someone asks me what my favorite movie is, my brain acts like I've never seen a movie before in my life.

Wow this is me

10 Examples of Why Facebook Makes Us Happy

I do this every night. Also I wake up in the middle of the night, I calculate how much MORE sleep I have before my alarm goes off .

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