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No Hoes allowed.

Though this comes in as a close second to "This is a taco-burrito conversation, nachos.

Maybe your dick would be bigger if 3/4's of it wasn't shoved into your personality.

Check out this funny meme!Hilarious meme from the house of funny(Muffin Top Humor)

Haha!

Men look at a woman's behind and think 'Wow what an ass.' Women look at a man's face and think the same thing.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: I don't know why everyone keeps saying they're trying to bring sexy back when I'm right here. I never even left.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: I don't know why everyone keeps saying they're trying to bring sexy back when I'm right here.

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Funny Flirting Ecard: It's not the size of the boat nor the motion in the ocean, it's whether or not the captain can stay in port long enough for all the passengers to get off.

Now that is funny

by the power vested in me, i now pronounce you *blocked* and *deleted* you may now kiss my ass.

Amen

Omg Katie I don't know why but I thought you'd get a chuckle out of this one. Put the straw in the shutthefuckupcakes and suck it the fuck up! Pardon my language but it was really funny!

LMAO! ha! This is great!

Funny Flirting Ecard: If you're talking behind my back. you're in a real good position to kiss my ass.

For FAT UGLY ROTTEN CROTCH GARBAGE HOEs. No one will ever marry your FAT UGLY NASTY LOW CLASS PIG LARD NASTIE ASS

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: I'm not saying you're a slut, but you've put more balls in your mouth than the Hungry Hungry Hippos.

Lesson two: See lesson one.

I read this as "trust people who HAVE big butts" and that excited me. because I have a big butt.

@Christy Wiens are langiage to a T and by that i mean i never mean what i say or say what i mean!

Good luck and take care. And by good luck I mean go fuck yourself. And by take care I mean go fuck yourself. I know this is naughty, but it is so funny!

Oh, I don't believe in holding grudges.  I do, however, remember facts.  Forever.  - lol

Oh, I don't believe in holding grudges. I do, however, remember facts forever.learning to let go but this is too funny & indicative of the past

Full!

I have bursts of being a lady, but it doesn't last long. yep that's me ;

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