Totally agree! I would add another one..."You get a summer paid vacation." No, I get paid for the ten months that I am in the classroom. I have it stretched out so that I receive my pay check each month. It is the same amount no matter what.
work boxes, have one for each student, when they finish their work they can go to their work box and pull out things to work on that the teacher has placed in there. (lets the teacher assign different things for the student/if they need extra practice in an area) - DIFFERENTIATION!