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Location of your waiter. I'm on triton because that's you're 9th iced tea, jerk.
As a server I can semi agree. It's more like 1. At your table 2. Nearby 3. Running food, taking a large party, doing side work, helping another server, or you drink too damn fast and that's your third re-fill within 10 minutes. 4. I've given up on you and your fifth Dr.Pepper and have gone to fetch you a water with lemon!
Lol! So true! But in all fairness I do go through about 5 diet cokes in a sitting. :)
1st World Problems... hahahaha, I've actually thought at least 3 of these things this week.
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How to clean your house when guests are coming over…I'm not ashamed to admit I'm guildy of most of these :)
mind blown - Imgur I must go to sleep now because this made me laughed incredibly too hard
Adult Tetris - so true! And just as with Tetris, I am the only one in the house who does this correctly. This makes it more fun
My hair looks bad some days but NEVER as bad as that jackasses. Trump, I mean. Not the other one.
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I've never come across this in life, but that's probably how I would feel about it.
Next few days in the south, I guarantee. Where ice cubes cancel schools...
LVC people would know and understand this..I've never had doors held for me for more than 30 seconds anywhere but there.
I said this to Pat the other night and his response was "I'm pretty sure you didn't actually find that funny..."
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