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ok, this is becoming my life motto!so. i am concentrated awesome :D lol Love it!

reddit writing prompt (this links to short stories, please be advised that some may contain bad language)

I already have a story for this, though the kid is a girl and the imaginary friend is trying to pursue a romantic relationship (despite the feelings being one-sided/the fact that's impossible.) <<that sounds so sweet!

To my daughters

Dear Daughters, Should I ever learn you've been twerking anywhere, at any time, I will learn to do it myself and make sure I chaperon every single dance you ever go to. Love, Mom & yes I will

SNAUGHLING: Laughing so hard you snort, then laugh because you snorted, then snort because you laughed.

SNAUGHLING: Laughing so hard you snort, then laugh because you snorted, then snort because you laughed. youre a total snaughler

Being nice to someone you'd rather slap isn't being fake. It's sucking it up & acting like an adult. | Reminders Ecard | someecards.com

This is so important. Being fake is being someones friend and then stab them in the back. Having respect for other people is being an adult.

Glitter is my favorite color!!  OMG. David told me glitter was my favorite color almost two years ago!

Glitter is my favorite color! David told me glitter was my favorite color almost two years ago!

I was dropped as a baby, into a pool of awesomeness and glitter.

I was dropped as a baby into a pool of awesomeness glitter.

When I grow up, I want to be Betty White.

WHEN I GROW UP, I WANT TO BE…

When I grow up, I want to be Betty White. Haha yes! She's my idol!

@Laura Crawford, this one's for you!

Funny Friendship Ecard: A friend will calm you down when you are angry, but a BEST friend will skip beside you with a baseball bat singing 'someone's gonna get it'. I miss you Ana!

love his confidence and why not

Mind if I comb over? - Guy with funny hair combed over his bald spot as a joke on "mind if I come over?

Where Were You All My Life picture created by StrawberryAvalanche. Image tagged with: love, funny, cute, life, quotes and was added on

STRANGERS think I'm quiet. MY FRIENDS think I'm outgoing. MY BEST FRIENDS know that I'm completely insane.

Strangers Think Im Quiet. My Friends Think Im Outgoing. My Best Friend Knows That Im Completely Insane.

they better have chocolate when they ask this

Holiday Guide Has Great Ideas for Gift Givers Who Love Eco-Friendly and Handmade