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Sometimes I get the urge to text you, but then I hear Fat Amy in the back of my mind saying "mmm, better not..."

@Maureen Plover - maybe they should rename filthy mcnasty's? :) Bonus - avoiding dishonesty: "No officer, I haven't been drinking, I went straight from the office to 'The Gym'" "Sorry I'm home late, honey, I've been at 'The Gym' everyday this week."

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