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Funny Confession Ecard: I can't wait to get home and take my fucking bra off.

My bad self!

This is my dad's quote! Said it all my life. "Get down with your bad self." And then does the dance with the pointer fingers up.

Funny!  @Stephanie Vercoe, are you guilty of this???  :-0

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: Definition of a Best Friend: The only person on earth that's allowed to call you crazy, totally mean it, and she doesn't get her ass beat.

hahahaha typical

I'll be saying this to my friends with kids. But then again, this might be why I'm not being invited to the princess parties.

The Roomba vacuum cleaner just beat me to a piece of popcorn I dropped on the floor and this is how the war against the machines begins.

Someone posted a whisper, which reads " The Roomba vacuum cleaner just beat me to a piece of popcorn I dropped on the floor and this is how the war against the machines begins.

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