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Funny Family Ecard: Your kind, nurturing and gentle mom is off shift at I suggest you get your ass to bed before her replacement- AngryBitchyMommy- arrives.


Funny Friendship Ecard: It's no longer 'box wine'. The classy term is 'Cardboardeaux'. I need some wine.

Bahaha - oh my gosh, I am dying.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Next time you fart, turn to the nearest person and say .'did you hear that asshole talk shit behind my back'.

That's me at the Dr

I think it's hilarious when my patients tell me this and I see tattoos. You hate needles? Because with a tattoo you get poked thousands of times, I'm only gonna do it once. LOL the more tattoos, the harder they fall

Will cocktails be served at your daughter's princess party or shall I tailgate in your driveway? | Birthday Ecard | someecards.com

I'll be saying this to my friends with kids. But then again, this might be why I'm not being invited to the princess parties.