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hahaha yep.

LOL - "I plan to give you love, nurturing, and just enough dysfunction to make you funny." This is totally my parenting plan. Sam will be amazingly funny if Jim and I have anything to do with it.

I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure the kids took it.

"I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure the kids took it." - YOUR ECARDS - funny

Call them quickly because I'm not gonna' make it too far.

I was not, am not and never will be a runner even though I can picture a young, thin me in a really cute running outfit, ipod plugged into my ears and long ponytail swinging from side to side. Alas, I am not a runner.

Haha!

Ideas for Announcing Pregnancy

I’m so crafty I make people! - I needed this, because I'm not crafty. Artistic, sure, but not crafty. Making people is pretty crafty though.

Hahahaha!!! Team Dirty Mind!

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm kind of a lady, but definitely more of a pervert. Ha ha ha so me!

i can't be your friend if you can't handle my weirdness, sarcasm, stupid jokes, & my tendency to laugh at almost everything.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I can't be your friend if you can't handle my weirdness, sarcasm, stupid jokes, and my tendency to laugh at almost everything.

Mommy Skills - EVERYTIME!  One trip without a meltdown would be nice . . . .

Funny Confession Ecard: Just when you think you might be feeling good about your Mommy skills, a trip to the store with your kids can put you back in your place.or a trip with your grandchildren, eh Nanny?

Raise your fucking hand!!!

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Totally made me think of Kenzi "Mommy has a boogie in her nose. David has a boogie in his nose.

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