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Hi honey, I'm just calling to let you know I did nothing today. Nope, not even dinner. Ok. Byeeee.

Hi honey, I'm just calling to let you know I did nothing today. Nope, not even dinner. Ok, Byeeee.

I love you like a back alley hooker loves crack

I love you like a back alley hooker loves crack. Guess what card my baby is getting for Valentine's?

Eye Contact

I'm glad I've got boobs.the last thing I need is people making eye contact with me

Boobs/fat. oh, girls..... this go the same way with us... why do we prefer to look at a fit guy and not a fat one. i have always thought there was a double standard when it comes to this kind of thing.

What do boys even find attractive about boobs they are literally a ball of fat a girl's chest. Like you can love me for the fat on my chest why can't you love me for the fat on my stomach you piece of shit.

More Free funny Ecards about drinking, work and current events, dripping with sarcasm and social commentary. too-flipping-funny

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Funny Friendship Ecard: I don't care what you think of me. Unless you think I am awesome. In which case, you are right.

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