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Potato, potato, ching chong tomato is even too philosophical for me during the day. I'm more like: sleep, coffee, more sleep, more coffee... Oh my God! I'm a zombie! Lol.

That moment when you're supposed to be cleaning and you put on music and it turns into a dance party for one

Funny Workplace Ecard: Don't mistake this fake smile and professional body language. I'd punch you in the throat if I knew I wouldn't lose my job.