I want to meet the man who saw a turtle and said, 'People will LOVE the ninja version of that.'

My stress level is way higher than my alcohol budget - and is it ever!!! I am plum out of wine too. :(

Yes!

This is true

Seriously! Lol

Ha, seriously!

Macaroni and Cheeeeeese - Yes!

It's true money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster while sitting poolside in a loungechair outside of my oceanfront mansion..

hate when that happens

True

Lol, right.

pretty much

Someecards

This is true...haha

hahah

So true

True

HaHa

Seriously

No lie.