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@Scary Mommy -- You're not a real parent until you've flipped your child off behind his back at least once.

Is it rude to throw a breath mint in someone's mouth while they are talking? Maybe a sprig of mint?


Valerie Stachurski on

Yeap that was last week and this week

Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart," all I hear is, "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart."


Why are you still alive?

This was so hilarious to me