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Life would be a million times better if there were pinatas strategically placed throughout the day. [makes me miss Viva Piñata, the video game]

Move over Cindy Crawford lol

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. so true!

just about every weekend

This is me at the moment.feel paralyzed by the to-do lists facing me at home and work.

Jokes humor funny

funny quote based on how i react when toast pops out, i will never look cool walking away from an explosion. so me

angels ~ sometimes I think I get a mean wedgie from flying my broom

Women Are Angels. And When Someone Breaks Our Wings, We Simply Continue To Fly On A Broomstick We’re Flexible Like That ~ Clever Quotes

I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day.

Irrational fear.

"I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day." Oh my gosh. This is so me. I thought I was the only one!

For those bad days.I have no words to describe this day. I do, however, have a ton of obscene gestures.

It's one of my worst vices... (sigh)  Damn.

I think I use gosh darn and meanie head,.well "meanie pants" more than swearing these days. cause swearing might make you feel validated, "meanie pants" will make you smile and laugh again and forget why you were upset in the first place.

If I had a dollar for every time @Jamie Dektas and I started a story like this...

This is so true. And I love that this is totally how most of my friends' stories start!

Like THAT !!!

"When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing". It does not mean O am free. It means I am doing nothing". - This is a great quote! Instead of having to come up with a story of what I really am doing.

Love it!!! LOL LOL LOL

Eric should wear a sign like this when he drinks so when he says awesome, belligerent things there's an explanation ha

6th grade

Oh, thank god! But the sad thing is, when I get older I will probably still say thank god I don't look like I did at

Once you proactively DECIDE that you're going to start working out on a consistent basis, the next logical question is WHEN?  There is so...

yep, i should keep a pad and pen next to my bed so i can remember it in the morning


hahaha thought this was funny the times that I have to do the laundry which isn't much at all I restart the dryer more times then I can count LOL