Explore My Childhood, I Dare You, and more!

Yes I will!

This is how it was when I was a kid. back when spanking was allowed in school. Kids acted better back then because of it!

You know who this is for!!

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Funny Family Ecard: Just so you know, the fits you throw now to embarrass me into getting your way will be the same fits I throw when you're a teenager to embarrass you to get my way!

-My mom always said, just remember if you embarrass me.I WILL embarrass you too!

Remember how patient I was while you acted up in the store? Hang on to that memory, cause I'm gonna woop your ass when we get home.

Funny Family Ecard: Remember how patient I was while you acted up in the store? Hang on to that memory, cause I'm gonna woop your ass when we get home.

Funny Family Ecard: If you are going to scream like that, you better be on fire with a stick in your eye.

My daughter doesn't do that shit. And parents that allow their kids to.well I will light you on fire and put a stick in your eye!

Truth: am sure AH is sick of listening to me tell her "because I am the mom, thats why." :)

Funny Family Ecard: I am your mother. Your argument is invalid. : this is so my mom

I know the feeling. So, so well.

I had to pin this because my son actually did this! He asked if there were pb cups cause his mom really likes them! I love that kid! Good looking out for your mom!

Mommy Skills - EVERYTIME!  One trip without a meltdown would be nice . . . .

Funny Confession Ecard: Just when you think you might be feeling good about your Mommy skills, a trip to the store with your kids can put you back in your place.or a trip with your grandchildren, eh Nanny?

Free speech?  Not when  politically correct police are watching!

Free and Funny News Ecard: So if you state your opinion it's free speech, but if I state mine, it's hate and intolerance? Right, I forgot that's how it works.

This is Logan for sure...we should have this on our front door.

Funny Confession Ecard: Sure, I walk around the house naked with the blinds open. If you're peeking in my window, your punishment is seeing me naked. Joke's on you, motherfucker.

This is definitely accurate

To help ease the baby fever: Every time I see a cute kid, I remind myself how awesome it is to sleep through the night.

The Pity Train has just derailed at the corner of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a stop at Get The Hell Over It. WORD!

Funny Confession Ecard: The Pity Train has just derailed at the corner of Suck It Up Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a stop at Get The Hell Over It.

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