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Today I will live in the moment. Unless the moment is unpleasant, in which case I will eat a cookie.

baby humor

These dumb asses put my cape on backwards Bib McNamara * I am getting this for your future child :)

Superb and True!

Let's have a moment of silence for all those who are stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride stationary bicycles. *Or, stuck in gridlock - PERIOD!

this always happens to me during my car concerts.

this happens to me all the time!i always say if you dont know the words then make them up :) no need to ruin the song by stopping lol

. I'm sorry if "the B word" offends you. But I like this.

Of course, I do get called a "Bitch" quite often. What i do NOT get called is "pushover", "stupid", "sweetheart", "dear" or "doormat".

Seine Kim - Google+

No Cash, No Hope, No Jobs. We must protect Kevin Bacon! Not so funny if "No Bacon" actually means "No Food".

Truth by alyssa

I actually do this but it is if I forget it in the dryer and I run it one more time so the clothes don't get wrinkling. More than folding laundry, I really dislike ironing.

So I am feeling a little pessimistic right now!

Unless life also hands you water and sugar, your lemonade is going to suck. Very technical, but it is very true. You wouldn't want your life to be just lemon water, now, would you?

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