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You're getting dangerously close to my success level.

You're getting dangerously close to my success level. I may have to stop pretending to be happy for you. (this is totally how I work xD). If it is a true friend you'd never feel this way.

When work feels overwhelming, remember that you're going to die.

when work feels overwhelming. When work feels overwhelming, remember that lift. missed all my lectures today when work feels overwhelming When remember that lift lim! missed all my lectures today

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Why are we so unpopular? Because we hate everyone.yup, pretty much sums it up.

Former Franklin Covey employee

I feel this way just about every single day of my life. I'm not sure if that is something to be proud of or something to be worried about.Fortunately, I don't give a fuck.

Blunt Cards..where's the exit

Funny pictures about No alcohol at this party. Oh, and cool pics about No alcohol at this party. Also, No alcohol at this party.

Always there for me...@hollye

I don't often talk shit about people and if I do its usually things I've said to their face but it still would be GREAT to have a friend like this! Who's signing up to be that friend?

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Free and Funny Congratulations Ecard: As all our friends start popping out babies, let's go celebrate our empty wombs with frozen margaritas.

I don't hate you but if you were on fire and I had a glass of water I'd drink it.

So true! I was going to tag some friends in this one - but thought perhaps the close friend would think I was calling her a whore and the whore would think we were close friends.

Anne Taintor Blunt Cards | 34 Vintage desperate housewives 2

7 deadly sins of PR "Someone asked if I was living in Sin. And I said, Oh yes, I moved there years ago.

Monday! Only four more days until a bitch can get drunk.

Only four more days until a bitch can get drunk.that's if you only drink on the weekends.

I worry that I might be ugly. Then I look in the mirror and am delighted to find that I'm fucking gorgeous.

Oh heh.Funny Confession Ecard: I worry that I might be ugly. Then I look in the mirror and am delighted to find that I'm fucking gorgeous.

Love blunt cards, can spend all day at store reading them.

One of my sisters posted this on my fb wall on my birthday and it made me laugh so hard I didn't forget it lol!

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