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True love

Love is when someone asks for a starburst and you give them a pink or a red one. Brief acquaintance is when you ask for a starburst and you give them an orange one. Pure hatred is when someone asks you for a starburst and you give them a yellow one.

Likes and dislikes

Except for the organized space part. I like organization, I just kinda lack the finesse to keep things that way.~~ it's me except I hate antiques but ditto on the organization and keeping it.

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s singing all the time doesn’re an amazing singer and want everyone to hear them… singing is just fun :)

Geesh!

So this is why the world is going to hell because some dumb ass left the idiot bag open 😧👎

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UPDATE JUNE The book featured in this post is sold but another 5 vintage Pookie books have just come into stock;

WORD. USE BETTER RESOURCES.

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x AG Quote: I love when the kids tell me they're bored. As if the lady standing in front of a sink full of dirty dishes is where you go to get ideas about how to have a good time.

Bad muthafucka

I'd rather have Samuel L. Jackson narrative my life. No offense, Morgan Freeman. my life just requires multiple uses of the word motherfucker.

Thursday is evil.

The typical workweek.oh yes I'll have to figure out in days how long I've worked at my job and put it up in my cube Held hostage 445 days. Yes my boss has a sense of humour

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I have reached an age where my mind says, "I can do that," but my body says, "Try it and die, fat girl.

Every once in a while...

i only let crazy mama out every once in awhile - just so that my kids are aware she exists. Funny Pictures Of The Day - 32 Pics

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