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I love waking up with you by my side. You turn dull moments into entertaining ones. You're always there for me. iPhone, I'd be lost without you.

Cute! Reminds me of my mother-in-law!

'Wow, that Lean Cuisine really filled me up', said no one ever.

  • Gia Saviano

    Haha so true Dom!! You need at least 3 to fill up!! Same with those darn 100 calorie snack packs!!

  • kama stephens

    And I get a headache or migraine afterwards because there is no fat in them! Amy Lee

  • Kaity Reeves

    eat them with like a pound of steamed broccoli and spray "butter". great excuse to squeeze in your veggies.

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: I love you so much. Except when you snore and then I just want to punch you in the face.

When I go out in public looking like crap I throw on a pair of tennis shoes hoping that everyone will assume I've been working out.

A better understanding of how my job works...

Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

haha! Unless your house is so huge you have many living areas specifically designated for guests! (Not me)

Funny Baby Ecard: Silence is golden, unless you have a preschooler. Then, silence is very suspicious.

My hair looks bad some days but NEVER as bad as that jackasses. Trump, I mean. Not the other one.

When a girl says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, she's using the same time scale a guy is when he says the game has 5 minutes left.