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<3 this!!

Grammar win: Remember if we get caught you're deaf and I don't speak English.

Quotes: "Oh, honey, you have gone beyond #muffin-top; that's a busted can of biscuits!"

a busted can of biscuits. lol this seriously just made me laugh so hard!

Sorry, but I'm really bad about this...

It was nice meeting you. I forgot your name as soon as you said it. Yep, I'm the worst.

@Jenna Phillips @Dani N. this is how i feel when the boys tell us they can't handle all 3 of us.... don't even give a fifth of a fuck ;)

Yes, we are aware of how obnoxious we are when we are together. No, we dont care. This reminds me of Saturday night LOL

I don't want to hurt you, just ruin your day... hahaha

Free, Somewhat Topical Ecard: I wish it was socially acceptable to throw water balloons at people who annoy me. Like, I don't want to hurt you, but I do want to ruin your day.

Dear Alcohol, we had a deal. You were to make me funnier, sexier, more intelligent & a better dancer.. I saw the video.. We need to talk.

Funny Farewell Ecard: Dear Alcohol, we had a deal. You were to make me funnier, sexier, more intelligent & a better dancer. I saw the video. We need to talk.

Yup @alicia billingsley @Jessica King that's going to be us pretty soon, haha!

Ecard: Women on the same menstrual cycle as their friends should basically be referred to as gang members. That's how dangerous they are.

some people need to be made aware of this...

The proper skirt length is at least two inches below your cellulite. "I know where my cellulite is.

Asking how my day at work went is like asking how a drive-by shooting went... I'm just lucky I got out alive!

Asking how my day at work went is like asking how a drive-by shooting went, I'm just lucky I got out alive! This is so true these days!

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