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Alice Royer posted You know it's going to be a bad day when the first thing you say after you step outside is, 'Fuck you birds, you sound like shit.' to their -funny things!

I can literally count on ONE hand the people I would want in my wedding (not counting family.) I mean you will have to look at these people in your wedding photos for the REST OF YOUR LIFE. Chose wisely.

i only have 3 or i was always shy and never had any best friends. my sister and cousin are the only ones that will probably be my bridesmaid. if my future fiancee has sisters they will be my bridesmaids.

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Funny Reminders Ecard: I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments and sheer lack of common decency, that you and I could be best friends in no time.

The Mossy Stone: I Resemble That Remark

Motherhood: When changing from plaid flannel pj pants into black yoga pants qualifies as 'getting dressed'. And Bekah you can so rock those yoga pants!

Yes, and please do not post you ugly feet on Facebook!  No one wants to see that!  No one's feet are that pretty.......geez, Louise......

Free, Cry For Help Ecard: Please do not wear flip flops if your feet look like you could swoop out of the sky & snatch your dinner from a lake.

Baahahahaha!

Can I just get a bunch of these made up and hand them out like business cards?

Pot calling the kettle black...Lol this is usually how it goes to.

Funny Friendship Ecard: God made us best friends because he knew our parents couldn't handle us as sisters.

Everything Paleo!

I'd do anything to lose except eat healthy and work out. ( I work out so mine is just eat healthy.

Hey, happens to the best of us

Some people have been offended as I have told them this - well I used a different word than stupid but I don't sugarcoat that it was their bad decision that got them into trouble. I have made too many bad decisions to tiptoe around now.

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