Funny Makeup Quotes, Ha Hahaha, Hahah Always, I'M Tired, No Makeup Quotes Funny, My Life, So Funny
This is my life. But people usually ask if I'm tired.
every. time. #funny #humor #ecard
Story of my life! So funny....
a sad sad truth...
so true! I do this all the time. I'm so lazy :(
Haha Sometimes, Hahahah But, Cooking Skills, My Life, Science Fiction, Lolsotrue With, Read Science, So Funny, Read Recipes
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think, ' Well that's not going to happen.'
so funny i saw this while looking up recipes for my my moms bday cake
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction...
me and my cooking skills...
Story of my life!
This is so true for me!
Bed, Quote, Truth, So True, Thought, Funny Stuff, True Stories
This is so true! I can't stand the thought of being legless because it got eaten off by the monster under my bed!
Truth, especially if you don't want to be grabbed and pulled under the bed!! I thought I was the only one, whew!!!
true! :) don't stick your let off the bed!!! Monsters and demons will eat it! Ahhhh!!!! Never to old for this to be a fear... Hahahahah lolol joke quote funny
Thought of you and monsters under your bed. I guess that's why if I sneek over over to your house, you told me I would have to sit on the floor beside you. It just dawned on me that was all a trick! The monster under the bed would eat me, and then you'd just go back to sleep :( It's late and I'm laughing!
AH! this is my thought process. This is also why I wear socks to bed ALWAYS...they protect you from monsters!
HAHAHA! So true! Or the invisible monster from Paranormal Activity will come pull me off the bed... :|
"I never stick my leg off the edge of the bed, no matter how hot it is because it would get eaten off." So true... I still step off REALLY far from my bed so the monsters don't grab my foot...
true story the boogie monster lives under the bed!!
On a daily basis.
Time, Life, Quotes, Funny Stuff, So True, Things, Hilarious
I do this. It's natural. I lived alone for many years, so who else is going to laugh at all the hilarious things I might say if there were someone to say them to?
Laughed so hard I cried at something I talked to myself about!! :) I always tell Jack, "I'm hilarious"... this is a perfect quote
All the time. Like at the mall when that one idiot walks by and you think things you would never say out loud....and it is just so hilarious....😜
I say things to myself all the time that I know are hilarious but others might not agree...like 75 times a day atleast! :)
Funny!-yep, he does this and the funny thing is that he is really hilarious-I don't know how he can still make me laugh about something I have heard 20 times before. but, don't tell him I said so! haha :) Ya lo sabes
Story of my life.< maybe I've done it like 10 times a year but like story of my whole life I talk to myself and laugh. But I will admit I think of things and then start smiling or laughing........I do it's like everyday....every hour.... Jk not EVERY HOUR maybe like every three hours... Idek what I'm talking about anymore..... If you read all this ily and please comment and not just like (if you cried)
I don't talk out loud to myself but I def think about funny stuff and laugh out loud. HILARIOUS!
So true, theres always someone laughing at my jokes...even if it is just me, i'm hilarious!
#myself #hilarious #alone #laugh #life #quotes
Quote, Truth, So True, Funny Stuff, Hate Voicemail
Truth. Don't leave me voicemails, just text what you were calling about or that I need to call you back. HATE voicemail.
SO true!!! i hate voicemails i never check them and once in a blue when i actually do i honestly just delete them because by that time i already spoke to the person that left it.
So true. I would rather everyone leave me a text message. I hate voicemail messages.
yes -it's the truth, if you want to get in touch with me, text me! LOL
it's an OCD thing.... So true, though!!
things that make me laugh! / it
Words, Quotes, Good Stuff / yes
True Story: i HATE voicemail
Cats, Quotes, Crazy Cat, So True, Funny Stuff, Humor, Things, Animal
ghosts... when we had cats in the house this would happen. Sometimes my dog stares at invisible things too.
omg he does this all the time, I always assumed I was the weird one or had a crazy cat... apparently others notice cats doing this too! wwheeww it's not just me!
"Cat people will laugh at this- the rest of you will just shake your head. LOL." yep so true
Animals can see and sense things that we can't. *Watch how your animals react to the unseen.
Cat Stare FRIDGE MAGNET funny quote sign humor panic kitten running
I laughed hard at this. :) My cat totally does it too.
Do animals see ghosts? This is my cat.
Crazy cat humor
Sayings, Teenage Post, Quotes, Calm Down, Teenagerposts, So True, Funny Stuff, Teenager Posts
Teenager Post #5340 ~ Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. That's like stabbing someone then wondering why they're bleeding. ☮
haha haha haha...thats not even a teenager post, that's an EVERYONE post
So true!! Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down.
Teenager Post #5340 Not just for teenagers!
Definitely not just a teenager post!
Couldnt say it better myself
Teenager Post #teenagerpost
the magic is in the laugh!
haha haha haha... quotes
Quotes, Truth, My Life, Funny, So True, Bad Decisions
Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes the reason is that you're stupid and you make bad decisions. (I don't like calling people stupid, but this is funny!!! Definitely have felt compelled to say this before, but held my tongue)
Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes the reason is that you're stupid and make bad decisions.
so true, so true. This everything happens for a reason quote gets under my skin. just saying ....
Stupid Parents Quotes | saw this card on a friend’s FB wall. Made me laugh out loud. Made ...
yeah... I'm starting to think that is the reason for alot of things in my life right now.
Yes, sometimes that is the reason... #truth
Bad Decisions and the truth! Lol
This made me laugh. So true.
Bad Decisions | Funny Ecards!
Quotes, Bed, Thought, Funny Stuff, So True, Humor, Sleep, Single Night
What?! I thought I was the only one who did that!!! lol In my defense, when I set my alarm (an app on my cell phone) it automatically tells you "this alarm is set for 5 hours and 45 min from now" and then I panic & think "I'll NEVER get to sleep in time!" lol
Well, I have the optimum time to go to bed such that I can get at least 8 hours of sleep memorized, but still...
haha. Me: "I want to finish reading Sherlock. And I need 9 hours of sleep. So, I'll go to bed in 1 minute." 3 hours later.... "Ugh, I feel terrible."
Calculating how much sleep I can get before going to bed... Every night. And then again in the morning when I wake up / get up.
#LOL ...Click this image to browse lots more #Funny #humor pics & awesome #quotes! :)
Then as I lie in bed, the time to sleep gets shorter..and shorter..and....ALARM
Lee Ila always laughed about how I counted hours!
So true Every single night!
not even joking.
Years Ago, Yeah Why, My Life, 10 Years, 1990, It S Funny, So Sad, High Schools
I will probably feel this way all my life. even though I was born in 1990. More like I feel the 90s were ten years ago
Because that's when I graduated high school, and surely THAT wasn't more than 10 years ago, was it?
I seriously thought why is this funny 1990 was 10 years ago Haha! I am getting old!
"I still think 1990 was 10 years ago." Wait. What? It wasn't??
I still think 1990 was 10 years ago. So sad but true.
I always think 1990 was 10 years ago! Lol ugh...
I still think 1990 was 10 years ago...
#1990 seemed so close #time flies
Music, Wibblywobbly, Timey Wimey, Timeywimey, Time Signature, Doctor Who, Dr. Who
...because wibbly wobbly timey wimey. Have you learned nothing in our time here!! #fandom #whovian
I don't understand music, but I do get Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey... stuff. ~The Honorable T-Rex~
doctor who music notation time signature wibbly wobbly timey wimey; poster?
How exactly would you play a clarinet in wibbly wobbly timey wimey time?
dr who wibbly wobbly timey wimey music - Google Search
...because wibbly wobbly timey wimey is awesome!
wibbly wobbly timey wimey time signatures
Stand by me... I used to say this all the time lol
Movie Quote, Stephen King, T Shirt, Movies, Funny, Favorite Movie, Shut Up, Don T Shut
Stand by Me movie quote. Yea! What HE said! To this day I still am tempted to say this! Haha
Stand By Me best movie ever - I used to love saying this to the boys at school! funny!
New Stand by Me Movie Cast Picture I Don'T Shut Up I Grow Men T Shirt Tee Top | eBay
Stand By Me (love the movie & this story by Stephen King). ♥
I don't shut up. Stand By Me by Stephen King. Great Movie!
Stand by Me shirt, i need this! all time favorite movie
"Stand By Me." Hands down...all time FAVORITE movie!!
Favorite movie ever!!!! Stand by Me!!!!!!!
don t shut up .. throw up
Nah. I'm in a "band" class and we don't do this. But still
Students React, Marching Band, Band Stuff, Band Nerd, Band Students, Funny, So True, Band Geeks, Music Humor
How Band Kids React to Feedback<This is so accurate it isn't even funny! And the trumpet one is 100% true because it's what us trumpets do!
classical music humor | How Band Students React To Feedback
I've probably pinned this already but it's still funny :)
Its funny because it is really 1000000000000000000% true
How band students react to feedback - musiciansare.com
How Band Students React to Feedback. SO TRUE
Marching band criticism
SO TRUE NOT EVEN FUNNY
Eye Makeup, Sunday Night Humor, Life Haha, Makeup Remover, Saturday Night Humor, Saturday Morning, Haha So True, Morning Makeup
I used to have this problem until I found out that Baby Oil is the best eye makeup remover ever.
Lol yup, happens anytime I get too lazy to take my eye makeup off at the end of the night
This is exactly why I almost always err on the side of little to no eye makeup.
The residue of last night s smoky eye is this mornings hooker ...
mary kay oil free eye makeup remover to the rescue!
Story of my life, haha :)
Saturday Morning Thoughts
Sunday morning makeup.
Haha so true
Sayings, Friends, Quotes, Funny Stuff, Humor, Things, Flip
This reminds me of something my friend Ruthie Ruppert would say b/c friendships do have limits, you know... :)
You laugh. I laugh. You cry. I cry. You jump off a really tall cliff. I yell, "Do a flip!"
Greta always says this quote, except she will say "...you jump of a cliff, I laugh."
omg Emmalee I remember you saying this "Do a Flip!" thing to me & I died laughing.
Friend Humor... @Hanna Andersson Simpson @H A L E Y | V A N | L I E W Simpson
Oh I would jump. & my friends would be yelling for me to do the flip...
#funny #humor #sarcasm #laugh
TRUE FRIEND SAYING
Sayings, Quotes, Sotrue, Truth, Thought, Funny Stuff, So True
So True! Actually...I'm just glad I didn't say most of the things I thought of to say in the middle of the argument!
hahaha - this is SO me! I like to think of it as God's filter for my mouth to keep me from saying things I can't take back - but there will be 1 time that it will happen!!! =D
I wish I would of thought of it earlier... Almost want to start it over... So I can say these things
So true I'm not an argumentative person but ex wives seem to want to fight cry and act stupid - and I listen to their bs and don't stoop to their pathetic level - things I could say!!!!
All the time!! Or before the argument starts, you think of all the things you want to say, then forget in the heat of the moment...
Words . Saying. Truth true. Quotes
Things that make me laugh / .
So very very true.
High Five, Highfive, Quotes, Truth, Some People, Funny Stuff, So True, Things
So very very true. hahahah made me laugh
So very, very true. I'm still laughing!
It is terrible that this made me laugh?
This is the best thing I've ever read.
Some people just need a high five...
Love it. There speaking the truth!!!
Nice. Mean. Quote.
Quotes, Truth, My Life, Funny Stuff, So True, Seriously
SERIOUSLY!!!!!! (This didn't really make me laugh but it's going on this board for lack of somewhere to put it)
OMG.......Den I love you, but seriously this is my life! lol!
@Laura Smith and @Ashley Ramos Ugh... so true #ecards
Seriously! My life oh and I could add some things!
Seriously!!!! describes my life today!
Seriously! If this isn't the truth!!
Story of my life!!! Seriously!!!!!!!
seriously.. this is my quote
Giggle, Quotes, Synonym, Truth, So True, Funny Stuff, Humor
HA HA HA!! http://media-cache9.pinterest.com/upload/255649716317469968_idadMXbE_f.jpg caramia1990 funny stuff
So true... it's horrible but sometimes I have to change the whole sentence just to be able to use the synonym lol
''Synonym, a word used in place of the one you can't spell'' This makes me laugh, well not really laugh, well I did but only in my head. It did make me smile really big and stuff though. lol
Definition of a "synonym" ~ Truth
synonym giggles, lol
oh so true - synonym
laugh | synonym