Funny Confession Ecard: If I had a nickel for every time I heard you say something stupid, I'd have a sock full of nickels to beat you with...
LOL This made me smile
I'm sorry to be the one to have to tell you this. You have one of the most severe cases of terminal stupidity I have ever diagnosed. There is no cure.
You didn't fall out of the stupid tree...
"Horizontal Life Pauses" haha yes
I am laughing so hard right now! I don't even normally mind nosy people, but this is hysterical.