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I think what you said was so stupid...

It's just that what you said was so goddam stupid that I think I slipped into a coma for a few minutes!

Pahahaahhaa Norma all the way!

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: No really, I love taking time out of my busy schedule to explain something that should be common knowledge to a person in your position who gets paid more than me.

Better chance...

I've got a better chance of finding a unicorn than I do of going through a whole day without dealing with some fucktard *true story*

It's not about a dumb sandwich, or even gay rights. It's about free speech for everyone! Even if you don't agree with his views!

Texas Gents on

Referring to the whole Chick-fil-a incident. (When chik fil a said they didn't support gay marriage and then fb deleted them off fb and people started to boycott them in ignorance)

Funny Reminders Ecard: Girl, this ain't no bakery. Put that muffin top away!@ http://www.someecards.com/usercards/viewcard/MjAxMi1kNDdjZWYxY2E0NGJlZWRl

Girl, this ain't no bakery. Put that muffin top away!//Lmao "This may be a bakery, but our case is fully stocked. Take your muffin top somewhere else!

Funny Confession Ecard: I couldn't understand how Obama could ever be re-elected... ...then I went to Wal Mart and it all became clear.

Funny Confession Ecard: I couldn't understand how Obama could ever be re-elected.then I went to Wal Mart and it all became clear.

Love my job but hate calling insurance companies!

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: What? THIRTY minute hold, 12 transfers, and you're telling me it doesn't even REQUIRE a prior authorization?

Stupid Coworkers

If I got paid by the the amount of stupid people I deal with at work instead of by the hour, I could retire by next week. Fuck next week make that tomorrow

I have mentally undressed and had sex with you about a gazillion times already.

The only all-nighters I pull in college included copious amounts of alcohol.

Sooooooooo Me !!!!!

Free, Confession Ecard: I'm always forced to do things that I'm not qualified for Like being nice to others.

Pew! Pew! Pew! That's the sound of me deflecting your whiny bitchin' with my happiness shield!

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: Pew! That's the sound of me deflecting your whiny bitchin' with my happiness shield!

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