Never heard this one before! Omg....hilarious! !!

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I'm so sick and tired of my friends who can't handle their alcohol. The other night they dropped me 3 times while carrying me to the car.

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"If you can't be the sharpest tool in the shed, you can always be the hoe" #ecard #someecard #insult

so bad but so funny! You ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you've had?

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too funny


Oh this is wonderfully hilarious!!;)

seriously. Me right now

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too funny!


I don't care who you are.... That it hella funny!!! LMAO