men think it's a woman's fantasy to find the perfect man. every woman's dream is to eat anything without getting fat.

men think it's a woman's fantasy to find the perfect man. every woman's dream is to eat anything without getting fat.

I hate when people say they're "expecting" a baby. Like "We're expecting a baby but it could be a Velociraptor".

I hate when people say they're "expecting" a baby. Like "We're expecting a baby but it could be a Velociraptor".

yup, pretty much how I feel about my exes

Me vs. Adele.

Even though I know about African American Vernacular English and I know this is ethnocentric, I still think it's kind of funny

Even though I know about African American Vernacular English and I know this is ethnocentric, I still think it's kind of funny

hunger games jokes :] love them.

Celebrate the Opening of Hunger Games By Sending Your Friends One Of THESE

At my funeral, when they're lowering me into the ground, I demand they play.. 'Drop it like it's hot'.

At my funeral, when they're lowering me into the ground, I demand they play.. 'Drop it like it's hot'.

Epic Make-up Fails

Epic Make-up Fails

Epic Make-up Fails.I needed this so it reminds me I'm never so that bad at makeup.Man this roses my self estem.

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