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I'm a lady, but when I'm mad, I'm an evil, sadistic, demon spawned bitch from hell that'll make you wish you were never born... And when I'm.

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Stop telling me drinking ain't cute. I ain't trying to be cute, bitch. I'm trying to get drunk.

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Everyone needs a smart-assed, sarcastic friend. I'm so happy to be of service to you.

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Haha I feel like so many conversations start with this...

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