FART BE GONE! Flatulence Deodorizer Pad, GOES IN UNDERWEAR, LET EM RIP! Fart like a Mongoose. I'm reposting this because its sooo darn funny. I can't stop laughing. You really have a problem if this is something you need in your life!
Subtle butt - "Discreet Odor Neutralizer Pads never be embarrassed by 'escaped' gas again" Who knew this kind of thing existed. These would make good white elephant gifts. Stocking stuffers anyone lol!