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When life knocks you down.... Calmly get back up, smile, and very politely say, "You hit like a bitch."

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"When I excerise, I wear all black. It's like I'm goijng to a funeral.... for my fat." #someecards

When Im dead, I want people to remember me by starting off each sentence with 'She was the craziest bitch I knew, this one time....'